| Oscar Siddle | Limp Franceskit | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 45 | 15 |
| Anwen Kelleher | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 45 | 15 |
| Justin Wytmar | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 46 | -5 |
| Vincent Du | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 46 | -5 |
| Annabelle Yang | WashU | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 48 | 15 |
| Taylor Harvey | Cry of the Common Loon | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 54 | -5 |
| Eshan Pant | just one more half-dot bro | Cope is the thing with feathers | 68 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | |madam| | 69 | 15 |
| Halle Friedman | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | Walston et. al. | 79 | 10 |
| Vivian Malouf | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | UBC | 79 | 10 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | BHSU Rebirth | 81 | -5 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Defying Suavity | 84 | 10 |
| Antoni Kluzowski | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Cambridge | 88 | 10 |
| Anderson Wang | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Cry of the Common Loon | 90 | 10 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Thompson et al. | 95 | -5 |
| Kunaal Chandrashekar | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 96 | -5 |
| Sky Li | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 97 | 10 |
| Evan Ting | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 97 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 106 | 10 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | Clown Squad | 118 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 119 | 10 |
| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 128 | 10 |
| Andrew Messersmith | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Banned from ARGOS | 137 | 10 |
| Will Sanders | Notre Dame | Clown Senpais | 137 | -5 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley | Stanford+ | 137 | 10 |
| Megan Wang | Import Pandas | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 144 | 10 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 144 | 10 |
| Todd Maslyk | Clown Senpais | Notre Dame | 145 | 10 |
| Rob Carson | BHSU Rebirth | Northeast by Northwestern | 146 | 10 |
| Ned Tagtmeier | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 146 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | just one more half-dot bro | 146 | 0 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 146 | 10 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 146 | 10 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 146 | 0 |