| Andrew Hart | BHSU Rebirth | Clown Senpais | 45 | -5 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 62 | 15 |
| Eric Chen | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Cry of the Common Loon | 62 | 15 |
| Patrick Quion | Northeast by Northwestern | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 64 | -5 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 64 | 15 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 79 | -5 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 82 | -5 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 90 | -5 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 92 | -5 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 100 | 10 |
| Zach Joseph | Notre Dame | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 101 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | Clown Squad | 102 | 10 |
| Michael Coates | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 104 | -5 |
| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Cambridge | 106 | 10 |
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 106 | 10 |
| Vivian Malouf | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 106 | 10 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 107 | 10 |
| Ali Izzatdust | Simple Vibes | Limp Franceskit | 107 | 10 |
| Rayton Lin | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 107 | 10 |
| Russell Nip | UBC | Thompson et al. | 107 | 10 |
| Mike Bentley | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | hawk two of | 108 | 10 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 108 | 10 |
| Tim Morrison | Stanford+ | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 115 | -5 |
| Omer Keskin | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 119 | 10 |
| John Lawrence | Walston et. al. | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 119 | 10 |
| Subhamitra Banerjee Roychoudhury | Clown Senpais | BHSU Rebirth | 131 | 10 |
| Liam Kusalik | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 131 | 10 |
| Eren Michelet | Pahkin' the Ahgo | |madam| | 132 | 10 |
| Henry Cafaro | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Northeast by Northwestern | 132 | 10 |
| Eshan Pant | just one more half-dot bro | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 132 | 10 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 132 | 10 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 132 | 10 |
| Vittal Bhat | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Stanford+ | 132 | 10 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 132 | 10 |