| Taylor Harvey | Cry of the Common Loon | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 31 | 15 |
| Kais Jessa | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 60 | -5 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 61 | 15 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 65 | 15 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Cambridge | 84 | -5 |
| Jason Rohfritsch | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 84 | -5 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Stanford+ | 84 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 88 | 10 |
| Annabelle Yang | WashU | BHSU ReFantazio | 88 | -5 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 89 | 10 |
| Joseph Krol | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Defying Suavity | 89 | 10 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 97 | 10 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 98 | 10 |
| Oscar Siddle | Limp Francekit | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 98 | 10 |
| Stephen Liu | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Berkeley | 103 | 10 |
| Jeremy Tsai | just one more half-dot bro | Walston et. al. | 105 | 10 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Notre Dame | 107 | 10 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | Thompson et al. | 111 | 10 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 117 | -5 |
| Dan Ni | hawk two of | Clown Squad | 119 | -5 |
| Michael Hundiing | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Clown Senpais | 121 | 10 |
| Munir Siddiqui | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | UBC | 121 | -5 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 128 | 10 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Banned from ARGOS | 143 | 10 |
| Dylan Minarik | BHSU ReFantazio | WashU | 144 | 10 |
| Yashwanth Bajji | Clown Squad | hawk two of | 144 | 10 |
| Rachel Bentham | Cambridge | Simple Vibes | 144 | 10 |
| Anwen Kelleher | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 144 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | Cope is the thing with feathers | 144 | 10 |
| Asha Basu | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 144 | 10 |
| Kunaal Chandrashekar | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 144 | 10 |
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 144 | 10 |
| Vinu Harihar | Stanford+ | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 144 | 10 |
| Matthew Wang | UBC | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 144 | 10 |