| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 28 | 15 |
| Stephen Liu | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Stanford+ | 35 | 15 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 54 | 15 |
| Eve Fleisig | Berkeley | Cry of the Common Loon | 64 | 15 |
| Tony Chen | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 108 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | Cope is the thing with feathers | 109 | -5 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 112 | 10 |
| Eshan Pant | just one more half-dot bro | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 117 | 10 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 117 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 117 | -5 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | hawk two of | 118 | 10 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | |madam| | 121 | -5 |
| Ned Tagtmeier | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Clown Senpais | 121 | 10 |
| Kevin Wang | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | UBC | 124 | -5 |
| John Lawrence | Walston et. al. | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 126 | 10 |
| Michael Hundiing | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Northeast by Northwestern | 132 | 10 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 132 | 10 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 132 | 10 |
| Omer Keskin | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Simple Vibes | 133 | 10 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | Notre Dame | 148 | 10 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 151 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 153 | 10 |
| Michael Kearney | |madam| | Import Pandas | 157 | 10 |
| Matt Lafer | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | Clown Squad | 157 | 10 |
| Benjamin Watson | Limp Franceskit | Cambridge | 157 | 0 |
| Ian McDowell | Cambridge | Limp Franceskit | 157 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | 157 | 10 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 157 | 0 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 157 | 0 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 157 | 0 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 157 | 0 |
| Tai Belke | UBC | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 157 | 0 |
| Camden Walker | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 157 | 0 |
| Ariel Faeder | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Thompson et al. | 157 | 10 |