| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 42 | 15 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | Clown Senpais | 50 | 15 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Banned from ARGOS | 51 | 15 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 51 | -5 |
| Evan Ting | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 55 | -5 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 56 | 15 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 57 | -5 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 57 | -5 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 60 | -5 |
| Akshar Goyal | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Notre Dame | 62 | -5 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 62 | 15 |
| Hari Parameswaran | Cry of the Common Loon | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 62 | 15 |
| Cooper Roh | just one more half-dot bro | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 73 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | Walston et. al. | 75 | -5 |
| Tai Belke | UBC | Thompson et al. | 75 | 15 |
| Oliver Hargrave | Defying Suavity | Cambridge | 87 | 15 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 88 | -5 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 112 | 10 |
| Ali Izzatdust | Simple Vibes | Limp Franceskit | 112 | 10 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 118 | 10 |
| Jaehyun Park | Pahkin' the Ahgo | |madam| | 120 | 10 |
| Matt Lafer | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | hawk two of | 123 | 10 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 123 | 10 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 125 | -5 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Import Pandas | 130 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | Clown Squad | 136 | 10 |
| Henry Cafaro | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Northeast by Northwestern | 138 | 10 |
| Doug Simons | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | Cope is the thing with feathers | 139 | 10 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | BHSU ReFantazio | 140 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | just one more half-dot bro | 140 | 0 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 140 | 10 |
| Kunaal Chandrashekar | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 140 | 10 |
| Ryan Sun | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Stanford+ | 140 | 10 |
| Vivian Malouf | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 140 | 10 |
| Munir Siddiqui | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 140 | 10 |