| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | BHSU ReFantazio | 42 | -5 |
| Jonathan Vaysman | Clown Squad | Northeast by Northwestern | 63 | -5 |
| Michael Hundiing | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 64 | 15 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 69 | -5 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 70 | -5 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Defying Suavity | 72 | -5 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 72 | -5 |
| Natan Holtzman | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Thompson et al. | 72 | -5 |
| Jeremy Tsai | just one more half-dot bro | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 74 | -5 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 75 | -5 |
| Hari Parameswaran | Cry of the Common Loon | Berkeley | 79 | 15 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Import Pandas | 85 | 10 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 86 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 89 | 10 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Squad | 89 | 10 |
| Andrew Hart | BHSU Rebirth | WashU | 89 | 10 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 89 | 10 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 89 | -5 |
| Sean Higgins | Clown Senpais | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 93 | -5 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Cambridge | 93 | -5 |
| Eric Chen | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Stanford+ | 93 | 10 |
| Matthew Wang | UBC | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 95 | 10 |
| Joseph Krol | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Limp Franceskit | 99 | 10 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | Cope is the thing with feathers | 101 | -5 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 108 | 10 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 108 | 10 |
| Ryan Sun | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 110 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | Notre Dame | 138 | 10 |
| Zach Joseph | Notre Dame | hawk two of | 138 | 0 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Clown Senpais | 138 | 10 |
| Arvin Boraghi | Cambridge | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 138 | 0 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Simple Vibes | 138 | 10 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | just one more half-dot bro | 138 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | Walston et. al. | 138 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 138 | 10 |
| Yihong Chen | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 138 | 10 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 138 | 0 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 138 | 10 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 138 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 138 | 10 |