| Stephen Liu | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 59 | -5 |
| Oscar Siddle | Limp Franceskit | Cambridge | 70 | -5 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | WashU | 74 | 10 |
| Natan Holtzman | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 85 | 10 |
| Matt Lafer | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | BHSU ReFantazio | 88 | -5 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 93 | 10 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 95 | -5 |
| Russell Nip | UBC | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 95 | -5 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 100 | 10 |
| Hari Parameswaran | Cry of the Common Loon | Stanford+ | 101 | 10 |
| Andrew Hart | BHSU Rebirth | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 103 | 10 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 103 | 10 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 104 | 10 |
| Halle Friedman | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 106 | 10 |
| Vincent Du | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Berkeley | 108 | 10 |
| Steven Yuan | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | Thompson et al. | 108 | -5 |
| Todd Maslyk | Clown Senpais | Northeast by Northwestern | 111 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 111 | -5 |
| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 111 | -5 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | |madam| | 112 | -5 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 114 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | just one more half-dot bro | 115 | -5 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | Cope is the thing with feathers | 129 | 10 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Notre Dame | 142 | -5 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 144 | 10 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Banned from ARGOS | 145 | 10 |
| Sam/Cypress Macchi | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 145 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | Clown Squad | 145 | 10 |
| Chris Manners | BHSU ReFantazio | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 145 | 10 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 145 | 10 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Senpais | 145 | 10 |
| Jeremy Tsai | just one more half-dot bro | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 145 | 10 |
| Sky Li | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 145 | 10 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 145 | 10 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 145 | 10 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 145 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 145 | 10 |
| Ayaan Ghori | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | UBC | 145 | 10 |