| Cooper Roh | just one more half-dot bro | Walston et. al. | 28 | -5 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | Thompson et al. | 70 | 15 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Defying Suavity | 72 | -5 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | Cope is the thing with feathers | 72 | -5 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 72 | -5 |
| Annabelle Yang | WashU | BHSU ReFantazio | 79 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 80 | 10 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 87 | -5 |
| Jared He | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 90 | -5 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Banned from ARGOS | 95 | -5 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | hawk two of | 95 | -5 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 95 | 10 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 95 | 10 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Stanford+ | 97 | -5 |
| Justin Wytmar | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 102 | -5 |
| Hari Parameswaran | Cry of the Common Loon | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 102 | -5 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 108 | -5 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 112 | -5 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 117 | -5 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | UBC | 118 | -5 |
| Shiv Seshan | Cambridge | Simple Vibes | 128 | -5 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame | Northeast by Northwestern | 134 | 10 |
| Mike Bentley | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | BHSU Rebirth | 143 | 10 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | Import Pandas | 145 | 0 |
| Andrew Messersmith | Hu up Jinning they Tao | |madam| | 145 | 10 |
| Sean Higgins | Clown Senpais | Clown Squad | 145 | 0 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 145 | 10 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 145 | 0 |
| Dylan Minarik | BHSU ReFantazio | WashU | 145 | 10 |
| Leo Tao | Clown Squad | Clown Senpais | 145 | 0 |
| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 145 | 10 |
| Agnijo Banerjee | Simple Vibes | Cambridge | 145 | 10 |
| Oscar O'Flanagan | Limp Franceskit | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 145 | 0 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Limp Franceskit | 145 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 145 | 10 |
| Albert Zhang | Walston et. al. | just one more half-dot bro | 145 | 0 |
| Fierro Grey | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 145 | 10 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 145 | 0 |
| Stefan Vlad | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 145 | 0 |
| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 145 | 0 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 145 | 0 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 145 | 10 |
| Jason Golfinos | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Berkeley | 145 | 10 |
| Vittal Bhat | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Cry of the Common Loon | 145 | 0 |
| Vivian Malouf | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 145 | 10 |
| John Chen | UBC | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 145 | 0 |