| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley | Cry of the Common Loon | 38 | 15 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 45 | -5 |
| Matt Lafer | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | Clown Squad | 61 | -5 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 61 | 15 |
| Doug Simons | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | just one more half-dot bro | 61 | -5 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 87 | 10 |
| Evan Ting | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 87 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 90 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | BHSU ReFantazio | 96 | -5 |
| Todd Maslyk | Clown Senpais | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 96 | -5 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 97 | -5 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 97 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 97 | -5 |
| Sam Moore | Simple Vibes | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 100 | -5 |
| Arvin Borgahi | Cambridge | Limp Franceskit | 128 | -5 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 128 | 10 |
| Michael Kearney | |madam| | Import Pandas | 129 | 10 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | Cope is the thing with feathers | 131 | -5 |
| Will Sanders | Notre Dame | BHSU Rebirth | 142 | 10 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 148 | -5 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | UBC | 148 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 150 | 10 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 151 | 10 |
| Akshar Goyal | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Northeast by Northwestern | 152 | 10 |
| Omer Keskin | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Simple Vibes | 152 | 10 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 152 | 10 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 152 | 0 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 152 | 10 |
| Sam/Cypress Macchi | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Banned from ARGOS | 153 | 10 |
| Leo Tao | Clown Squad | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 153 | 0 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | hawk two of | 153 | 10 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Clown Senpais | 153 | 10 |
| Frances Hadley | Limp Franceskit | Cambridge | 153 | 10 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | 153 | 10 |
| Cooper Roh | just one more half-dot bro | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 153 | 10 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 153 | 10 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 153 | 10 |
| Ariel Faeder | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Thompson et al. | 153 | 10 |