| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 43 | -5 |
| Albert Zhang | Walston et. al. | just one more half-dot bro | 44 | 15 |
| Conor Thompson | Thompson et al. | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 44 | 15 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 44 | 15 |
| John Chen | UBC | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 44 | 15 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 45 | 15 |
| Ian McDowell | Cambridge | Simple Vibes | 46 | 15 |
| Eric Chen | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Berkeley | 49 | 15 |
| Yihong Chen | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 50 | 15 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Defying Suavity | 52 | 15 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 53 | 15 |
| Ryan Sun | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Cry of the Common Loon | 55 | 15 |
| Akshar Goyal | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 58 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 69 | 15 |
| Yashwanth Bajji | Clown Squad | Clown Senpais | 69 | -5 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 80 | -5 |
| Doug Simons | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 88 | 10 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Limp Franceskit | 92 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | BHSU ReFantazio | 94 | -5 |
| Sky Li | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 102 | 10 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | WashU | 113 | 10 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | |madam| | 115 | -5 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | hawk two of | 117 | -5 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Notre Dame | 128 | -5 |
| Andrew Ullsperger | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | BHSU Rebirth | 139 | 10 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Banned from ARGOS | 140 | 0 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 140 | 10 |
| Jaimie Carlson | Banned from ARGOS | Import Pandas | 140 | 0 |
| Todd Maslyk | Clown Senpais | Clown Squad | 140 | 10 |
| Will Sanders | Notre Dame | Northeast by Northwestern | 140 | 0 |
| Dan Ni | hawk two of | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 140 | 0 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 140 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 140 | 10 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 140 | 0 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 140 | 0 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 140 | 10 |