| Cooper Roh | just one more half-dot bro | Cope is the thing with feathers | 24 | 15 |
| Evan Ting | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 28 | -5 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | Walston et. al. | 39 | 15 |
| Eric Chen | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 39 | -5 |
| Vivian Malouf | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | UBC | 40 | -5 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 61 | 15 |
| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 69 | -5 |
| Justin Wytmar | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 75 | 10 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 75 | 10 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | Berkeley | 75 | -5 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Cry of the Common Loon | 75 | 10 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | Clown Squad | 77 | 10 |
| Nicholas Tunks | Thompson et al. | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 77 | -5 |
| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Simple Vibes | 84 | -5 |
| Matt Lafer | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | WashU | 86 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | |madam| | 87 | 10 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | Northeast by Northwestern | 92 | 10 |
| Subhamitra Banerjee Roychoudhury | Clown Senpais | Notre Dame | 93 | -5 |
| Antoni Kluzowski | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Cambridge | 96 | -5 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 102 | 10 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Limp Franceskit | 103 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 105 | -5 |
| John Chen | UBC | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 105 | 0 |
| Agnijo Banerjee | Simple Vibes | Defying Suavity | 107 | 10 |
| Eren Michelet | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Import Pandas | 108 | -5 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 108 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 108 | 10 |
| Jonathan Schnipper | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Banned from ARGOS | 129 | -5 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 140 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 140 | 0 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | hawk two of | 140 | 0 |
| Frances Hadley | Limp Franceskit | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 140 | 10 |
| Ian McDowell | Cambridge | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 140 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 140 | 0 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 140 | 10 |
| Ryan Sun | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 140 | 10 |
| Eve Fleisig | Berkeley | Stanford+ | 140 | 10 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 140 | 10 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Thompson et al. | 140 | 10 |