| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 42 | 15 |
| William Houston | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Clown Squad | 43 | 15 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 43 | 15 |
| Vinayak Singh Bhadoriya | Cope is the thing with feathers | Walston et. al. | 54 | -5 |
| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Limp Franceskit | 56 | -5 |
| Chinmay Kansara | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | Thompson et al. | 56 | -5 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 62 | -5 |
| Hari Parameswaran | Cry of the Common Loon | Stanford+ | 69 | -5 |
| Mike Bentley | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | BHSU ReFantazio | 85 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 86 | -5 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 90 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | just one more half-dot bro | 90 | -5 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Senpais | 100 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Import Pandas | 102 | 10 |
| Evan Ting | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | UBC | 103 | -5 |
| Annabelle Yang | WashU | hawk two of | 104 | 10 |
| Sam/Cypress Macchi | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 106 | -5 |
| Zach Joseph | Notre Dame | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 106 | -5 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 106 | 10 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 106 | -5 |
| Yihong Chen | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 109 | -5 |
| Arvin Boraghi | Cambridge | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 110 | -5 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 110 | -5 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Banned from ARGOS | 122 | -5 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | Cope is the thing with feathers | 123 | 10 |
| Vinu Harihar | Stanford+ | Cry of the Common Loon | 123 | 10 |
| Henry Bon | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 128 | -5 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 131 | 0 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | |madam| | 131 | 10 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Notre Dame | 131 | 10 |
| Dylan Minarik | BHSU ReFantazio | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 131 | 10 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Cambridge | 131 | 10 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 131 | 10 |
| Frances Hadley | Limp Franceskit | Defying Suavity | 131 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 131 | 10 |
| Cooper Roh | just one more half-dot bro | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 131 | 10 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 131 | 10 |
| Stefan Vlad | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 131 | 0 |
| Nameer Qadir | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 131 | 10 |
| Jason Golfinos | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 131 | 10 |
| Vittal Bhat | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Berkeley | 131 | 10 |
| Tai Belke | UBC | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 131 | 10 |
| Conor Thompson | Thompson et al. | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 131 | 10 |
| Ariel Faeder | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 131 | 10 |