| Oscar O'Flanagan | Limp Franceskit | Simple Vibes | 38 | 15 |
| Chinmay Kansara | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 45 | -5 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 56 | 15 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 60 | -5 |
| Subhamitra Banerjee Roychoudhury | Clown Senpais | BHSU Rebirth | 67 | -5 |
| Jason Rohfritsch | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 72 | -5 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 72 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Banned from ARGOS | 100 | -5 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | BHSU ReFantazio | 100 | -5 |
| Joseph Krol | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 100 | -5 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Cry of the Common Loon | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 100 | -5 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 101 | -5 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 104 | -5 |
| Ayaan Ghori | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 108 | 10 |
| Tony Chen | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 111 | -5 |
| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Cambridge | 134 | 10 |
| Rohan Shelke | Berkeley | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 136 | -5 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 144 | 0 |
| Jaehyun Park | Pahkin' the Ahgo | |madam| | 144 | 0 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | Clown Squad | 144 | 0 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Northeast by Northwestern | 144 | 0 |
| Yashwanth Bajji | Clown Squad | WashU | 144 | 0 |
| Andrew Ullsperger | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | hawk two of | 144 | 10 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 144 | 0 |
| Cooper Roh | just one more half-dot bro | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 144 | 0 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | just one more half-dot bro | 144 | 0 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | Walston et. al. | 144 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 144 | 0 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | Cope is the thing with feathers | 144 | 0 |
| Albert Zhang | Walston et. al. | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 144 | 0 |
| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 144 | 0 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Berkeley | 144 | 0 |
| Michael Coates | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 144 | 0 |
| Tai Belke | UBC | Thompson et al. | 144 | 0 |
| Conor Thompson | Thompson et al. | UBC | 144 | 0 |