| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 65 | 15 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | Walston et. al. | 70 | 15 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Senpais | 71 | 15 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 72 | 15 |
| Sam Moore | Simple Vibes | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 72 | -5 |
| Eric Chen | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 74 | 15 |
| Vivian Malouf | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 76 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Import Pandas | 79 | 10 |
| Swapnil Garg | Berkeley | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 91 | 10 |
| Rob Carson | BHSU Rebirth | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 93 | 10 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Cry of the Common Loon | Stanford+ | 93 | 10 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 95 | 10 |
| John Chen | UBC | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 100 | -5 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 109 | 10 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 118 | 10 |
| Michael Kearney | |madam| | Banned from ARGOS | 123 | 10 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | Thompson et al. | 123 | 10 |
| Ned Tagtmeier | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | WashU | 126 | 10 |
| Aditya Gangrade | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 128 | 0 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 128 | 0 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | Clown Squad | 128 | 0 |
| Logan Mathis | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Notre Dame | 128 | 0 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 128 | 0 |
| Leo Tao | Clown Squad | hawk two of | 128 | 0 |
| Joseph Krol | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Simple Vibes | 128 | 10 |
| Anwen Kelleher | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | just one more half-dot bro | 128 | 0 |
| Eshan Pant | just one more half-dot bro | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 128 | 0 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 128 | 0 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 128 | 10 |
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 128 | 0 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 128 | 0 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | UBC | 128 | 10 |