| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Banned from ARGOS | 18 | -5 |
| Dan Ni | hawk two of | Clown Squad | 28 | 15 |
| Billy Busse | BHSU Rebirth | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 38 | 15 |
| Vittal Bhat | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Berkeley | 45 | -5 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford+ | Cry of the Common Loon | 55 | -5 |
| Adam Fine | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | WashU | 61 | 10 |
| Derek Chen | Walston et. al. | Cope is the thing with feathers | 61 | 10 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 63 | 10 |
| Andrew Wang | BHSU ReFantazio | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 64 | 10 |
| Russell Nip | UBC | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 64 | -5 |
| Matt Schiavone | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Senpais | 68 | 10 |
| Liam Kusalik | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 71 | 10 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | Thompson et al. | 71 | 10 |
| Jason Zhang | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 74 | 10 |
| Coby Tran | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Notre Dame | 93 | 10 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 93 | 10 |
| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 93 | 10 |
| David Bass | just one more half-dot bro | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 96 | -5 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Simple Vibes | 100 | 10 |
| Sam/Cypress Macchi | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 112 | -5 |
| Afham Raoof | Defying Suavity | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 119 | -5 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Cry of the Common Loon | Stanford+ | 119 | 10 |
| Munir Siddiqui | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 119 | 10 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 132 | 0 |
| Rachel Bentham | Cambridge | Limp Franceskit | 132 | 10 |
| Emmett Laurie | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 132 | 0 |
| Sky Hong | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | just one more half-dot bro | 132 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 132 | 0 |
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 132 | 10 |
| Rohan Shelke | Berkeley | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 132 | 10 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | UBC | 132 | 0 |