| Jason Rohfritsch | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 36 | -5 |
| John Marvin | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 65 | -5 |
| Zach Joseph | Notre Dame | Clown Senpais | 65 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 67 | 15 |
| John Chen | UBC | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 68 | -5 |
| Antoni Kluzowski | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Cambridge | 82 | -5 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 90 | -5 |
| Natan Holtzman | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | UBC | 90 | 10 |
| William Houston | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | hawk two of | 93 | -5 |
| Doug Simons | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | Walston et. al. | 93 | 10 |
| Eric Chen | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 98 | 10 |
| Jeremy Cummings | WashU | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 99 | 10 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 101 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | |madam| | 102 | -5 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Limp Franceskit | 102 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 107 | 10 |
| Taylor Harvey | Cry of the Common Loon | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 109 | 10 |
| Sam/Cypress Macchi | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Import Pandas | 118 | 10 |
| Vinu Harihar | Stanford+ | Berkeley | 124 | 10 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 130 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 131 | -5 |
| Andrew Hart | BHSU Rebirth | Northeast by Northwestern | 133 | 10 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 133 | -5 |
| David Bass | just one more half-dot bro | Cope is the thing with feathers | 134 | 10 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Banned from ARGOS | 136 | 10 |
| Todd Maslyk | Clown Senpais | Notre Dame | 138 | 10 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Simple Vibes | 143 | 10 |
| Dylan Minarik | BHSU ReFantazio | Clown Squad | 145 | 10 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 147 | 10 |
| Justin Wytmar | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 147 | 0 |
| Dan Ni | hawk two of | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 147 | 0 |
| Ian McDowell | Cambridge | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 147 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 147 | 10 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 147 | 10 |
| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 147 | 10 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 147 | 10 |