| Billy Busse | BHSU Rebirth | WashU | 10 | 15 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | UBC | 15 | 15 |
| Andrew Wang | BHSU ReFantazio | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 16 | 15 |
| Zach Joseph | Notre Dame | hawk two of | 28 | 15 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 34 | -5 |
| Jason Rohfritsch | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 36 | -5 |
| Mike Bentley | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 50 | -5 |
| Liam Starnes | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Clown Senpais | 54 | -5 |
| Nicholas Tunks | Thompson et al. | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 58 | -5 |
| Swapnil Garg | Berkeley | Cry of the Common Loon | 59 | -5 |
| Arvin Boraghi | Cambridge | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 78 | 10 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Simple Vibes | 81 | 10 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 92 | 10 |
| Jonathan Schnipper | Hu up Jinning they Tao | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 95 | -5 |
| JinAh Kim | Banned from ARGOS | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 95 | 10 |
| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 96 | 10 |
| Vittal Bhat | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 96 | 10 |
| Oscar Siddle | Limp Franceskit | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 99 | 10 |
| Derek Chen | Walston et. al. | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 99 | 10 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | just one more half-dot bro | 100 | 10 |
| Anwen Kelleher | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | Cope is the thing with feathers | 100 | 10 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 100 | -5 |
| Arjun Vijaykumar | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 101 | -5 |
| Stephen Liu | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Stanford+ | 108 | 10 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Import Pandas | 111 | -5 |
| Patrick Quion | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Squad | 111 | 10 |
| Akshar Goyal | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 122 | 10 |
| Sheena Li | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 122 | 10 |
| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 122 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 123 | 0 |
| Andrew Gao | Import Pandas | |madam| | 123 | 10 |
| Todd Maslyk | Clown Senpais | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 123 | 10 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 123 | 10 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Cry of the Common Loon | Berkeley | 123 | 10 |
| Munir Siddiqui | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 123 | 10 |
| Natan Holtzman | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Thompson et al. | 123 | 10 |