| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 38 | -5 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northeast by Northwestern | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 42 | -5 |
| Michael Hundiing | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | WashU | 42 | -5 |
| Shiv Seshan | Cambridge | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 42 | -5 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 46 | -5 |
| Andrew Hart | BHSU Rebirth | BHSU ReFantazio | 57 | -5 |
| Adam Monusko | Clown Squad | Notre Dame | 60 | -5 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 61 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 62 | -5 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 64 | -5 |
| Robin Danko | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 68 | -5 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | 69 | -5 |
| Jason Golfinos | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Cry of the Common Loon | 93 | 10 |
| Ned Tagtmeier | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 95 | 10 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 95 | 10 |
| Swapnil Garg | Berkeley | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | 95 | 10 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 96 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Banned from ARGOS | 97 | 10 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 103 | 10 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 135 | 10 |
| Claire Jones | Defying Suavity | Limp Francekit | 137 | 10 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU ReFantazio | BHSU Rebirth | 139 | 10 |
| Aditya Gangrade | Pahkin' the Ahgo | |madam| | 140 | 10 |
| Will Sanders | Notre Dame | Clown Squad | 140 | 0 |
| William Houston | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Northeast by Northwestern | 140 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 140 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | Clown Senpais | 140 | 10 |
| Delia Cropper | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Cambridge | 140 | 10 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Simple Vibes | 140 | 10 |
| David Bass | just one more half-dot bro | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 140 | 10 |
| Halle Friedman | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | Cope is the thing with feathers | 140 | 10 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 140 | 0 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 140 | 10 |
| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 140 | 10 |
| Kevin Ye | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Stanford+ | 140 | 10 |
| Evan Ting | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 140 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Thompson et al. | UBC | 140 | 10 |