| Adam Fine | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | Notre Dame | 40 | 15 |
| Matt Schiavone | Northeast by Northwestern | Clown Senpais | 42 | 15 |
| Eric Mukherjee | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | Thompson et al. | 52 | 15 |
| Vincent Du | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | Berkeley | 62 | -5 |
| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 65 | 10 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Banned from ARGOS | 66 | 10 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 70 | -5 |
| Agnijo Banerjee | Simple Vibes | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 86 | -5 |
| Dan Ni | hawk two of | WashU | 90 | 10 |
| Megan Wang | Import Pandas | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 99 | 10 |
| Jason Zhang | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 99 | -5 |
| Andrew Wang | BHSU ReFantazio | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 102 | 10 |
| Russell Nip | UBC | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 102 | -5 |
| Billy Busse | BHSU Rebirth | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | 104 | 10 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Cry of the Common Loon | Stanford+ | 104 | -5 |
| Sky Hong | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | just one more half-dot bro | 108 | -5 |
| David Bass | just one more half-dot bro | NJ TRANSit (and anwen i guess) | 109 | 10 |
| Shiv Seshan | Cambridge | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 122 | -5 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 122 | 10 |
| Afham Raoof | Defying Suavity | Limp Franceskit | 124 | -5 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 124 | 10 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | Walston et. al. | 125 | -5 |
| Munir Siddiqui | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 127 | -5 |
| Coby Tran | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Clown Squad | 128 | 10 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cien Años de Quizboledad | Cambridge | 130 | 10 |
| Eren Michelet | Pahkin' the Ahgo | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 131 | 0 |
| Christopher Dech | Hu up Jinning they Tao | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 131 | 0 |
| Zosia Mikolajczuk | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Simple Vibes | 131 | 0 |
| Oscar O'Flanagan | Limp Franceskit | Defying Suavity | 131 | 0 |
| Halle Friedman | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 131 | 0 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 131 | 0 |
| Derek Chen | Walston et. al. | Cope is the thing with feathers | 131 | 10 |
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 131 | 10 |
| Colin Veevers | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 131 | 10 |
| Vinu Harihar | Stanford+ | Cry of the Common Loon | 131 | 10 |
| Rohan Shelke | Berkeley | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 131 | 10 |
| Natan Holtzman | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 131 | 10 |
| Camden Walker | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | UBC | 131 | 0 |