| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 13 | 15 |
| Jason Golfinos | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | Berkeley | 39 | -5 |
| Rohan Shelke | Berkeley | Where are the ACF Nationals recordings? | 39 | 15 |
| Neil Gurram | A is for Amy Robsart who fell down the stairs | Stanford+ | 41 | 15 |
| Will Alston | Walston et. al. | just one more half-dot bro | 43 | 15 |
| Conor Thompson | Thompson et al. | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 45 | 15 |
| Michael Hundiing | Who is the Colleen Hoover of the Zulus? | Clown Senpais | 49 | 15 |
| Andrew Messersmith | Hu up Jinning they Tao | |madam| | 50 | -5 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU Rebirth | The Love Song of J Alfred PrufRock and Roll All Nite (and Party Every Day) | 50 | 15 |
| Matt Lafer | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | 50 | -5 |
| Daoud Jackson | Defying Suavity | Cien Años de Quizboledad | 53 | 15 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 54 | -5 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 54 | -5 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 57 | 15 |
| Matt Schiavone | Northeast by Northwestern | Notre Dame | 67 | -5 |
| John Chen | UBC | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 67 | -5 |
| Sam/Cypress Macchi | Pahkin' the Ahgo | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | 82 | -5 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Simple Vibes | Cambridge | 86 | -5 |
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | 86 | -5 |
| Zaid Asif | 12 Litres of Green Tea | Cope is the thing with feathers | 86 | -5 |
| Hari Parameswaran | Cry of the Common Loon | number of tang poems = 75 times number of lines in a shi = 100 times number of lines in a haiku | 86 | -5 |
| Oscar O'Flanagan | Limp Francekit | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 94 | -5 |
| Walter Zhang | Import Pandas | Banned from ARGOS | 108 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU | BHSU ReFantazio | 112 | -5 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 112 | -5 |
| Natan Holtzman | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 127 | 10 |
| Adam Silverman | |madam| | Hu up Jinning they Tao | 145 | 10 |
| Jordan Brownstein | "Powers a question on Stancyzk" that's a clown question bro | Pahkin' the Ahgo | 145 | 0 |
| Sinecio Morales | hawk two of | Clown Squad | 145 | 10 |
| William Houston | That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is in Five Days | Music to Help You Stop Smoking | 145 | 0 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame | Northeast by Northwestern | 145 | 0 |
| Andrew Wang | BHSU ReFantazio | WashU | 145 | 10 |
| Adam Monusko | Clown Squad | hawk two of | 145 | 0 |
| Arvin Borgahi | Cambridge | Simple Vibes | 145 | 10 |
| Joseph Collins | Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz | Limp Francekit | 145 | 0 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | Cope is the thing with feathers | 12 Litres of Green Tea | 145 | 10 |
| Halle Friedman | jeff mcneil #1 morningside heights fan club | NJ TRANSit (and anwen | 145 | 0 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 145 | 0 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 145 | 0 |
| Jason Zhang | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 145 | 0 |
| Michael Coates | I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | UBC | 145 | 10 |