| It's Joever | Berkeley B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Berkeley A | Stanford A | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Stanford B | [Insert Lawyer Joke Here] | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Fan-tastic Negs and Where to Find Them | Maryland B+ | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Maryland A | Glass Onyen: A Knives Out Mystery | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Rutgers Diaspora | The Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Maryland B- | Chicago A | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Chicago B+ | Epic Games | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Amartya Senpai Notice Me | Northwestern | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| OSU | Michigan | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| Mojo Shojo | Purdue | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| WUSTL | Illinois A+ | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| Houston and friends | Cornell C++ | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Hutto Hippos | Dr. Christopher Manners, MD – Samarra, Iraq | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| The Enrique Trastamara Military Academy B | Rollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne Gang | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| What is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU | Cornell B- | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Buzzers Karamazov | Broken Imperial Nomads | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Oxford Hornets | Magisters Ludi | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
| Neg 5! Playing Quizbowl, Liddy Style | Parth et al. | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Milan et al. | The Passion According to C.H. | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Cameron et al. | The Vulture's Guide to Buzz | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 10 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 10 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 10 | 10 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 0 | 10 | 0 | 10 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 10 | 30 |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Columbia B | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |