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Head Editor: Ethan Strombeck
Editors
| Arts | |
| Auditory Arts | Eve Fleisig |
| Other Arts | Ethan Strombeck, Tim Morrison |
| Visual Arts | Hari Parameswaran |
| Beliefs | |
| Beliefs | Annabelle Yang, Hasna Karim |
| History | |
| American History | Walter Zhang |
| European History | Govind Prabhakar |
| Other History | Jason Hong |
| World History | Hari Parameswaran |
| Literature | |
| Drama | Tim Morrison |
| Long Fiction | Tim Morrison |
| Poetry | Caroline Mao |
| Short Fiction | Eve Fleisig |
| Other | |
| Current Events | Walter Zhang |
| Geography | Noah Sheidlower |
| Other Academic | Walter Zhang |
| Science | |
| Biology | Geoffrey Chen |
| Chemistry | Mazin Omer |
| Other Science | Geoffrey Chen, Tim Morrison |
| Physics | Adam Fine |
| Thought | |
| Social Science | Eve Fleisig, Geoffrey Chen |
Tournaments
| March 9, 2024 | |||||
| Stanford | 4 | 2 | 11.0% | 103.6% | 16.41 |
| Toronto | 8 | 0 | 6.2% | 99.1% | 13.80 |
| March 23, 2024 | |||||
| Chicago | 12 | 4 | 10.3% | 101.5% | 15.46 |
| Columbia | 14 | 0 | 11.8% | 102.9% | 15.77 |
| Duke | 4 | 2 | 8.3% | 99.2% | 14.03 |
| April 6, 2024 | |||||
| Cambridge | 4 | 0 | 10.5% | 103.0% | 15.46 |
| April 13, 2024 | |||||
| Brown | 6 | 1 | 4.4% | 89.0% | 12.16 |
Teams
| 1.g4 Test Mixture | Columbia | 11 | 10-1 | 220 | 47 | 96 | 26 | 4.27 | 8.73 | 2.36 | 65.00% | 386.82 | 19.02 | 441.99 |
| 2 days into college and I'm 3 lectures behind | Chicago | 10 | 3-7 | 200 | 7 | 78 | 27 | 0.70 | 7.80 | 2.70 | 42.50% | 169.00 | 11.06 | 151.39 |
| 5 Reasons Why I Live at the P.O. (3 will SHOCK you) | Toronto | 10 | 6-4 | 200 | 18 | 97 | 26 | 1.80 | 9.70 | 2.60 | 57.50% | 286.00 | 15.22 | 290.46 |
| >:3 | Chicago | 10 | 6-4 | 200 | 36 | 72 | 41 | 3.60 | 7.20 | 4.10 | 54.00% | 294.50 | 17.50 | 350.65 |
| A VK a Day Keeps the Doctor Away | Cambridge | 10 | 4-6 | 200 | 23 | 75 | 34 | 2.30 | 7.50 | 3.40 | 49.00% | 251.50 | 16.22 | 278.58 |
| BHSU | Chicago | 10 | 8-2 | 200 | 37 | 94 | 16 | 3.70 | 9.40 | 1.60 | 65.50% | 390.50 | 19.01 | 444.63 |
| Charlotte Mewing to get that chiseled farmer’s bride jawline | Chicago | 10 | 4-6 | 200 | 13 | 73 | 25 | 1.30 | 7.30 | 2.50 | 43.00% | 220.00 | 16.28 | 265.25 |
| Chicago A Minus Minus | Chicago | 10 | 10-0 | 200 | 41 | 111 | 19 | 4.10 | 11.10 | 1.90 | 76.00% | 462.00 | 19.67 | 514.02 |
| Chicago B | Chicago | 10 | 5-5 | 200 | 16 | 78 | 37 | 1.60 | 7.80 | 3.70 | 47.00% | 206.50 | 13.09 | 186.54 |
| Clark A | Brown | 10 | 2-8 | 200 | 4 | 41 | 14 | 0.40 | 4.10 | 1.40 | 22.50% | 75.00 | 7.78 | 59.76 |
Players
| Aaron Dos Remedios | 5 Reasons Why I Live at the P.O. (3 will SHOCK you) | Toronto | 10 | 200 | 2 | 13 | 5 | 0.20 | 1.30 | 0.50 | 0.40 | 3.00 | 13.50 |
| Abigail Tan | Heat Oppressed Brains | Cambridge | 10 | 200 | 6 | 12 | 3 | 0.60 | 1.20 | 0.30 | 2.00 | 6.00 | 19.50 |
| Adam Silverman | Labour's Lost Lovers | Brown | 11 | 220 | 7 | 69 | 18 | 0.64 | 6.27 | 1.64 | 0.39 | 4.22 | 64.09 |
| Adrian Wong | Moneybowl: The Art of Buzzing on an Unfair Hose | Toronto | 5 | 100 | 3 | 19 | 6 | 0.60 | 3.80 | 1.20 | 0.50 | 3.67 | 41.00 |
| Agnijo Banerjee | Eugene o'Negging | Cambridge | 10 | 200 | 1 | 17 | 5 | 0.10 | 1.70 | 0.50 | 0.20 | 3.60 | 16.00 |
| Akshar Goyal | 2 days into college and I'm 3 lectures behind | Chicago | 10 | 200 | 2 | 26 | 9 | 0.20 | 2.60 | 0.90 | 0.22 | 3.11 | 24.50 |
| Albert Zhang | Parden the Interruption | Columbia | 10 | 200 | 6 | 20 | 10 | 0.60 | 2.00 | 1.00 | 0.60 | 2.60 | 24.00 |
| Alex Gunasekera | You, Me and the Big G | Cambridge | 10 | 200 | 6 | 18 | 4 | 0.60 | 1.80 | 0.40 | 1.50 | 6.00 | 25.00 |
| Alex Jiang | Jason Lovers | Brown | 10 | 200 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0.00 | 1.20 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 12.00 |
| Alex Schmidt | Let's Fighting Love | Columbia | 10 | 200 | 7 | 41 | 11 | 0.70 | 4.10 | 1.10 | 0.64 | 4.36 | 46.00 |