| A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy | Chicago | 14 | 8-6 | 280 | 11 | 97 | 16 | 0.79 | 6.93 | 1.14 | 38.57% | 176.07 | 13.06 | 160.90 |
| Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway | Chicago | 14 | 6-8 | 280 | 9 | 88 | 38 | 0.64 | 6.29 | 2.71 | 34.64% | 161.79 | 14.85 | 147.05 |
| Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market | Chicago | 14 | 5-9 | 280 | 13 | 86 | 24 | 0.93 | 6.14 | 1.71 | 35.36% | 156.79 | 12.73 | 134.33 |
| God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings | Chicago | 14 | 12-2 | 280 | 14 | 140 | 32 | 1.00 | 10.00 | 2.29 | 55.00% | 282.14 | 16.23 | 309.25 |
| Golgari Glenn Ross | Chicago | 14 | 8-6 | 280 | 13 | 88 | 33 | 0.93 | 6.29 | 2.36 | 36.07% | 164.29 | 13.76 | 186.48 |
| How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada? | Chicago | 14 | 4-10 | 280 | 6 | 69 | 24 | 0.43 | 4.93 | 1.71 | 26.79% | 105.00 | 10.80 | 97.50 |
| I Like Taxes, Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed | Chicago | 14 | 6-8 | 280 | 8 | 102 | 26 | 0.57 | 7.29 | 1.86 | 39.29% | 165.71 | 11.91 | 189.11 |
| I Write Science Not Tragedies | Chicago | 14 | 9-5 | 280 | 4 | 106 | 34 | 0.29 | 7.57 | 2.43 | 39.29% | 178.57 | 14.09 | 152.73 |
| If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game of Clue | Chicago | 14 | 1-13 | 280 | 1 | 30 | 14 | 0.07 | 2.14 | 1.00 | 11.07% | 33.21 | 7.10 | 31.15 |
| Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity | Chicago | 14 | 3-11 | 280 | 13 | 76 | 24 | 0.93 | 5.43 | 1.71 | 31.79% | 129.64 | 11.01 | 112.45 |