2016 Chicago Open

July 23, 2016

Standings


1	Young Mukherstein	14	14-0	280	68	125	42	4.86	8.93	3.00	69%	419.64	19.77	440.06
2	You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!	14	12-2	280	19	130	53	1.36	9.29	3.79	53%	287.86	18.19	322.00
3	God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings	14	12-2	280	14	140	32	1.00	10.00	2.29	55%	282.14	16.23	309.25
4	The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services	14	10-4	280	23	134	44	1.64	9.57	3.14	56%	314.64	18.73	347.79
5	You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!	14	10-4	280	24	113	31	1.71	8.07	2.21	49%	251.79	15.99	274.34
6	The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity	14	10-4	280	16	112	23	1.14	8.00	1.64	46%	219.64	14.30	240.45
7	Make America Jolly Good Again	14	8-6	280	28	101	36	2.00	7.21	2.57	46%	241.36	16.50	270.71
8	Golgari Glenn Ross	14	8-6	280	13	88	33	0.93	6.29	2.36	36%	164.29	13.76	186.48
9	I Like Taxes, Pikachu, the Liberal, screamed	14	6-8	280	8	102	26	0.57	7.29	1.86	39%	165.71	11.91	189.11
10	Just what is it that makes today's Illinois players so different, so appealing?	14	5-9	280	6	87	21	0.43	6.21	1.50	33%	136.79	11.40	152.25
11	I Write Science Not Tragedies	14	9-5	280	4	106	34	0.29	7.57	2.43	39%	178.57	14.09	152.73
12	A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy	14	8-6	280	11	97	16	0.79	6.93	1.14	39%	176.07	13.06	160.90
13	Angelica, tell my wife Evan Adams doesn't have a real job anyway	14	6-8	280	9	88	38	0.64	6.29	2.71	35%	161.79	14.85	147.05
14	Brexit, Pursued by a Bear Market	14	5-9	280	13	86	24	0.93	6.14	1.71	35%	156.79	12.73	134.33
15	How Much Canada Can A Canada Can Can If A Canada Can Can Can Canada?	14	4-10	280	6	69	24	0.43	4.93	1.71	27%	105.00	10.80	97.50
16	Not Even Really a Work of Philosophy	14	4-10	280	0	70	26	0.00	5.00	1.86	25%	92.86	10.43	81.54
17	Japanese Vagina Artist Found Guilty of Obscenity	14	3-11	280	13	76	24	0.93	5.43	1.71	32%	129.64	11.01	112.45
18	Unfortunately my car also smells like our new team name	14	3-11	280	5	72	31	0.36	5.14	2.21	28%	106.43	11.04	92.34
19	Pottermore Sorted Me Into House Khnum	14	2-12	280	10	69	33	0.71	4.93	2.36	28%	104.29	9.94	96.11
20	If You Can Dodge A Wrench, You've Ruined This Game of Clue	14	1-13	280	1	30	14	0.07	2.14	1.00	11%	33.21	7.10	31.15

Players


Jordan Brownstein	Young Mukherstein	14	280	30	39	17	2.14	2.79	1.21	1.76	4.06	0.25	53.93
Rafael Krichevsky	The Montel Williams School of Pseudonymity	14	280	9	57	7	0.64	4.07	0.50	1.29	9.43	0.24	47.86
Stephen Liu	You Were Making Out During Schindler Lit?!	14	280	13	47	12	0.93	3.36	0.86	1.08	5.00	0.21	43.21
Charles Hang	A "Revenge of the Nerds"-meets-Ayn Rand Meritocracy	14	280	5	55	8	0.36	3.93	0.57	0.63	7.50	0.21	41.79
Matt Bollinger	The Kazakhstan Department of Health and Human Services	14	280	11	46	14	0.79	3.29	1.00	0.79	4.07	0.20	39.64
Kurtis Droge	Golgari Glenn Ross	14	280	8	46	18	0.57	3.29	1.29	0.44	3.00	0.19	35.00
Auroni Gupta	You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!	14	280	5	49	17	0.36	3.50	1.21	0.29	3.18	0.19	34.29
Rob Carson	God of / Small Things / True Care / Truth Brings	14	280	1	51	10	0.07	3.64	0.71	0.10	5.20	0.19	33.93
Eric Mukherjee	Young Mukherstein	14	280	12	35	13	0.86	2.50	0.93	0.92	3.62	0.17	33.21
Chris Ray	You can write your tossups from the Library of Babel, but you can NEVER! STRIKE! GOD!!!	14	280	10	37	13	0.71	2.64	0.93	0.77	3.62	0.17	32.50