Question
A proverb from this language jests that it is an entirely unprecedented event for a young lady to fart on her husband. For 10 points each:
[10e] Name this ancient language that a vegetable seller speaks in the supposedly hilarious “Tale of the Illiterate Doctor.” It was a prestigious literary language for the Akkadians and Babylonians, who used its cuneiform script.
ANSWER: Sumerian [or eme-gir; accept emesal]
[10m] A dog who performs this action but cannot see suggests he will open something in the punchline to an inscrutable Sumerian proverb. Dovaleh Greenstein performs stand-up in a 2017 David Grossman novel partly titled for this action.
ANSWER: walking into a bar [accept reasonable equivalents for “bar” like tavern or inn; accept A Horse Walks into a Bar or Sus Echad Nichnas Lebar]
[10h] The Illiterate Doctor tries to collect fees from a patient in this city, to which Gilgamesh and Enkidu bring Humbaba’s head. In a comedic Akkadian story, the poor Gimil-Ninurta revenges himself on its mayor.
ANSWER: Nippur [or Nibru; or Nibbur; accept Nuffar] (The second clue refers to the Poor Man of Nippur.)
<Literature - World Literature - Misc Literature>
Summary
| 2024 ARGOS @ Brandeis | 03/22/2025 | Y | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 67% | 0% |
| 2024 ARGOS Online | 03/22/2025 | Y | 3 | 16.67 | 67% | 100% | 0% |
Data
| I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |
| UBC | CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 0 | 10 | 0 | 10 |
| Thompson et al. | throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 |