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The oldest surviving myth in this language has a story-within-a-story in which a burning star kills 74 family members of a giant blue snake with a human head. A satirical text in this language pities a weaver who can’t breathe and a builder with kidney disease to extol the life of officials. In a fragmentary (10[1])text in this language, a man and his soul argue whether life or death is better, (10[1])and then switch sides and make opposite arguments. In a myth in this language, the king’s death so shocks a man that he flees east, passes out, (10[1])and then becomes a foreign military commander who defeats a Goliath-like enemy from Retjenu (“reh-cheh-NOO”). The story of Sinuhe (10[5]) (10[1])(“see-NOO-hay”) was (10[3])written in this (10[4])language, as was a myth about a series of (10[1])“Contendings” that (10[1])includes a painted wooden, a breath-holding contest, and (-5[1])semen-infused (10[3])lettuce. For 10 (10[2])points, name this language whose writing system was invented by Thoth. (10[1])■END■

ANSWER: Egyptian [or r n km.t (“er en kemet”); accept Ancient Egyptian, Middle Egyptian, Archaic Egyptian, Old Egyptian, or Late Egyptian; prompt on demotic or hieratic or hieroglyphic; reject “Coptic”] (The oldest surviving myth is the “Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor.” The second line refers to the Satire of the Trades.)
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2024 ACF Nationals2024-04-21Y24100%0%4%119.29

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PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Nathan ZhangCornell AChicago B5410
Forrest WeintraubColumbia AChicago A7010
Andrew WangIllinoisYale A9710
Eve FleisigBerkeley ANYU11510
Jason HongBrownToronto A11510
Graham CopeFloridaToronto B11510
Matthew LehmannWUSTL APurdue11510
Aum MundheRutgersYale B11510
Andrew ZengStanfordTexas11610
Jack RadoColumbia BDuke11710
Ethan AshbrookMinnesota AIndiana11710
Mattias EhatammWaterlooNorth Carolina A11710
Nermeen RahmanChicago CBerkeley B12010
Todd MaslykMichiganIowa State12010
Caleb KendrickMarylandJohns Hopkins12010
Eric GunterNorth Carolina BMinnesota B12010
Andrew EllisKentuckyChicago D12910
Adrian WongOttawaVirginia13110
Tegan KapadiaGeorgia TechNorthwestern139-5
Bryan UgazArizona StatePenn14010
Fred GarveyTruman StateHarvard14010
Gavin MarkoffVanderbiltSouth Carolina14010
Nicolas EdwardsMcGillCornell B14310
Amith PunyalaWUSTL BClaremont Colleges14310
Jason HuangNorthwesternGeorgia Tech15410