Thought - Social Science
| UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 5 | 18.00 | 60% | 80% | 40% |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | 6 | 16.67 | 100% | 50% | 17% |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 40% | 0% |
| Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 4 | 12.50 | 75% | 25% | 25% |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 5 | 12.00 | 60% | 40% | 20% |
| Columbia B | 6 | 8.33 | 50% | 0% | 33% |