Religion
| UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 5 | 16.00 | 100% | 60% | 0% |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | 6 | 15.00 | 50% | 67% | 33% |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 4 | 15.00 | 50% | 25% | 75% |
| Columbia B | 5 | 14.00 | 80% | 40% | 20% |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | 5 | 14.00 | 80% | 40% | 20% |
| Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 3 | 13.33 | 33% | 67% | 33% |