Mythology
| UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 4 | 22.50 | 50% | 100% | 75% |
| meet the new weird, same as the old weird | 6 | 21.67 | 67% | 100% | 50% |
| Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | 5 | 16.00 | 60% | 80% | 20% |
| Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 6 | 13.33 | 83% | 50% | 0% |
| nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 3 | 13.33 | 33% | 100% | 0% |
| Columbia B | 3 | 6.67 | 67% | 0% | 0% |