Two characters in this play bicker over Leander crossing the Hellespont in a piece of wordplay about being “over boots in love.” In this play, a character asks “what light is light [...] what joy is joy” when his beloved “be not by.” A song in this play asking “what is she, / That all our swains commend her” is frequently titled “who is” one of this play’s female leads. The comic character (*) Launce has a dog named Crab in this play, in which a group of outlaws adopt the man they captured as their captain. A woman in this play dresses up as the page Sebastian in order to find her betrothed, who has fallen in love with Silvia. For 10 points, Valentine and Proteus are the title characters in what Shakespeare comedy named for an Italian city? ■END■
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Stanford | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 25% | 25% | 92.25 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Northwestern | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 25% | 0% | 100% | 139.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Mainsite (UPenn) | 11/01/25 | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 111.17 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - BU | 11/01/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 137.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - CWRU | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 84.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UNC | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 67% | 33% | 33% | 75.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - WashU | 11/01/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 100% | 139.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Ottawa | 11/01/25 | Y | 7 | 71% | 0% | 86% | 127.40 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UK | 11/01/25 | Y | 9 | 100% | 11% | 67% | 114.89 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Online | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 100% | 138.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Murray State | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 100% | 139.00 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Imran Rahman | Chimp Brisket | To buzz is to be perceived | 38 | -5 |
| Isobel Dobbie | Paul Quifford, or, It Was a Dark and Stormy Tournament | Hail to the Sheaf | 43 | -5 |
| Ben LaFond | Galactic Ombudsmen | 1. Wawa 2. Blank Street 151. Black Sheep at Kings Cross rail | 47 | 15 |
| Stephen Liu | In Search of Lost Clues | Stanford A | 69 | 15 |
| Richard Pollard | Of Mice and Penn | Quiztian Bale in Ratman Begins | 69 | -5 |
| Raymond Wang | I've been running into you in my lead plumbocene what could have benzene | Harvard | 72 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | Ottawa 67s | 72 | -5 |
| Robert Wisdom | Planck Sinatra | Wise Duke | 72 | 15 |
| Caleb Ott | Waterloo you are crooked | McGill B | 76 | -5 |
| Matthew He | Texas B | Central Oklahoma | 78 | -5 |
| Noah Chin | VT A | VT B | 78 | 10 |
| Antoni Kluzowski | The Bit and the Penndulum | Coughing Baby | 78 | 10 |
| Jacob Bicol | #OpenToBuzz | Toronto Sunshine Bubbles | 81 | 10 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley B | Berkeley A | 81 | 10 |
| Richard Niu | The best time to buzz was twenty clues ago. The second best time to buzz is now | Stanford B | 81 | 10 |
| Rachel Fanous | Michigan A | Ohio State A | 81 | 10 |
| Chauncey Lo | Columbia B | NYU A | 81 | 10 |
| Evan Lynch | Washed Scrubs | Burnaburiash's Lapis Lazuli | 81 | 10 |
| Ben Hellman | Swarthmore | Maryland B | 83 | 10 |
| Sam Moore | Knorr Stock Clue | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | 85 | -5 |
| Moses Kitakule | Columbia A | Mount Sinai | 86 | 10 |
| Travis Johnson | Pittsburgh | Michigan B | 87 | 10 |
| Tony Chen | Toronto G | Carleton A | 101 | -5 |
| Evan Gniadek | Purdue B | Purdue A | 106 | -5 |
| Ben Krasnoff | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | Truman State | 106 | -5 |
| Colette Giezentanner | WashU Bouba | WashU Kiki | 106 | -5 |
| Ted Warner | Bristold | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | 106 | -5 |
| Andrew Wang | Illinois | Indiana | 110 | -5 |
| William Orr | Yale | MIT B | 111 | -5 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | John Jay | JHU A | 111 | -5 |
| Chris Wang | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | McGill Fartlets | 111 | -5 |
| Cate Brunt | Queen's is monitoring the situation | Toronto E | 111 | -5 |
| Varun Sathyajeeth | Ohio State B | CWRU | 111 | -5 |
| Annoshae Mirza | Berkeley C | Free Win | 112 | -5 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Oklahoma | 112 | -5 |
| Simarya Ahuja | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | rusty shackleford | 112 | -5 |
| Raymond Chen | Toronto Operation PBSuccess | Guelph perfomative male competition | 112 | -5 |
| Rachel Bentham | question mark | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | 112 | -5 |
| Zaid Asif | NYU B | Maryland C | 112 | -5 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC A | UNC B | 112 | -5 |
| John Marvin | UChicago A | Northwestern B | 113 | -5 |
| Jack Funke | New Young Whigs of America | abg academy | 117 | -5 |
| Stephen Walsh | Northwestern A | UChicago B | 119 | -5 |
| Jarman Taylor | JHU B | Maryland A | 123 | -5 |
| Kayla Drajpuch | Brandeis | RIT | 131 | 10 |
| Eve Fleisig | To buzz is to be perceived | Chimp Brisket | 134 | 10 |
| Will Alston | rusty shackleford | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | 137 | 10 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Free Win | Berkeley C | 138 | 10 |
| Oliver Hargrave | Hail to the Sheaf | Paul Quifford, or, It Was a Dark and Stormy Tournament | 138 | 10 |
| Sidarth Erat | MIT B | Yale | 139 | 10 |
| Kevin Le | Carleton A | Toronto G | 139 | 10 |
| Luke Robitaille | MIT A | Brown | 139 | 10 |
| James McCurley | Harvard | I've been running into you in my lead plumbocene what could have benzene | 139 | 10 |
| Aditya Shivaswamy | JHU A | John Jay | 139 | 10 |
| Collin Leck | Central Oklahoma | Texas B | 139 | 10 |
| Chris Stewart | Oklahoma | Texas A | 139 | 10 |
| Megan Ha | UChicago B | Northwestern A | 139 | 0 |
| Nolan Jones | Purdue A | Purdue B | 139 | 10 |
| Nelson Ma | abg academy | New Young Whigs of America | 139 | 10 |
| Colin Veevers | Ottawa 67s | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | 139 | 10 |
| Gabriel McMurren | Guelph perfomative male competition | Toronto Operation PBSuccess | 139 | 10 |
| Asha Basu | McGill B | Waterloo you are crooked | 139 | 10 |
| Denali Tran-Le | McGill Fartlets | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | 139 | 0 |
| Victor Xu | Toronto E | Queen's is monitoring the situation | 139 | 0 |
| Daniel Bloom | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | question mark | 139 | 10 |
| Agnijo Banerjee | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | Knorr Stock Clue | 139 | 10 |
| Camden Williams | Truman State | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | 139 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU Kiki | WashU Bouba | 139 | 10 |
| Anthony Yin | CWRU | Ohio State B | 139 | 0 |
| Patrick Torre | Maryland A | JHU B | 139 | 10 |
| Aaron Henry | Maryland C | NYU B | 139 | 10 |
| Justin Hawkins | Indiana | Illinois | 139 | 0 |
| Nathan Easow | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | Bristold | 139 | 10 |
| Alma Gazzaniga | UNC B | UNC A | 139 | 0 |
| Philip Jordan | Quiztian Bale in Ratman Begins | Of Mice and Penn | 139 | 10 |