Two characters in this play bicker over Leander crossing the Hellespont in a piece of wordplay about being “over boots in love.” In this play, a character asks “what light is light [...] what joy is joy” when his beloved “be not by.” A song in this play asking “what is she, / That all our swains commend her” is frequently titled “who is” one of this play’s female leads. The comic character (*) Launce has a dog named Crab in this play, in which a group of outlaws adopt the man they captured as their captain. A woman in this play dresses up as the page Sebastian in order to find her betrothed, who has fallen in love with Silvia. For 10 points, Valentine and Proteus are the title characters in what Shakespeare comedy named for an Italian city? ■END■
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Stanford | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 25% | 25% | 92.25 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Northwestern | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 25% | 0% | 100% | 139.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Mainsite (UPenn) | 11/01/25 | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 111.17 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - BU | 11/01/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 137.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - CWRU | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 84.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UNC | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 67% | 33% | 33% | 75.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - WashU | 11/01/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 100% | 139.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Ottawa | 11/01/25 | Y | 7 | 71% | 0% | 86% | 127.40 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UK | 11/01/25 | Y | 9 | 100% | 11% | 67% | 114.89 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Online | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 100% | 138.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Murray State | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 100% | 139.00 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Imran Rahman | Chimp Brisket | To buzz is to be perceived | 38 | -5 |
| Isobel Dobbie | Paul Quifford, or, It Was a Dark and Stormy Tournament | Hail to the Sheaf | 43 | -5 |
| Ben LaFond | Galactic Ombudsmen | 1. Wawa 2. Blank Street 151. Black Sheep at Kings Cross rail | 47 | 15 |
| Stephen Liu | In Search of Lost Clues | Stanford A | 69 | 15 |
| Richard Pollard | Of Mice and Penn | Quiztian Bale in Ratman Begins | 69 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | Ottawa 67s | 72 | -5 |
| Robert Wisdom | Planck Sinatra | Wise Duke | 72 | 15 |
| Raymond Wang | I've been running into you in my lead plumbocene what could have benzene | Harvard | 72 | -5 |
| Caleb Ott | Waterloo you are crooked | McGill B | 76 | -5 |
| Matthew He | Texas B | Central Oklahoma | 78 | -5 |
| Antoni Kluzowski | The Bit and the Penndulum | Coughing Baby | 78 | 10 |
| Noah Chin | VT A | VT B | 78 | 10 |
| Rachel Fanous | Michigan A | Ohio State A | 81 | 10 |
| Chauncey Lo | Columbia B | NYU A | 81 | 10 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley B | Berkeley A | 81 | 10 |
| Richard Niu | The best time to buzz was twenty clues ago. The second best time to buzz is now | Stanford B | 81 | 10 |
| Evan Lynch | Washed Scrubs | Burnaburiash's Lapis Lazuli | 81 | 10 |
| Jacob Bicol | #OpenToBuzz | Toronto Sunshine Bubbles | 81 | 10 |
| Ben Hellman | Swarthmore | Maryland B | 83 | 10 |
| Sam Moore | Knorr Stock Clue | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | 85 | -5 |
| Moses Kitakule | Columbia A | Mount Sinai | 86 | 10 |
| Travis Johnson | Pittsburgh | Michigan B | 87 | 10 |
| Tony Chen | Toronto G | Carleton A | 101 | -5 |
| Ben Krasnoff | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | Truman State | 106 | -5 |
| Colette Giezentanner | WashU Bouba | WashU Kiki | 106 | -5 |
| Evan Gniadek | Purdue B | Purdue A | 106 | -5 |
| Ted Warner | Bristold | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | 106 | -5 |
| Andrew Wang | Illinois | Indiana | 110 | -5 |
| Varun Sathyajeeth | Ohio State B | CWRU | 111 | -5 |
| William Orr | Yale | MIT B | 111 | -5 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | John Jay | JHU A | 111 | -5 |
| Chris Wang | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | McGill Fartlets | 111 | -5 |
| Cate Brunt | Queen's is monitoring the situation | Toronto E | 111 | -5 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Oklahoma | 112 | -5 |
| Simarya Ahuja | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | rusty shackleford | 112 | -5 |
| Zaid Asif | NYU B | Maryland C | 112 | -5 |
| Raymond Chen | Toronto Operation PBSuccess | Guelph perfomative male competition | 112 | -5 |
| Annoshae Mirza | Berkeley C | Free Win | 112 | -5 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC A | UNC B | 112 | -5 |
| Rachel Bentham | question mark | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | 112 | -5 |
| John Marvin | UChicago A | Northwestern B | 113 | -5 |
| Jack Funke | New Young Whigs of America | abg academy | 117 | -5 |
| Stephen Walsh | Northwestern A | UChicago B | 119 | -5 |
| Jarman Taylor | JHU B | Maryland A | 123 | -5 |
| Kayla Drajpuch | Brandeis | RIT | 131 | 10 |
| Eve Fleisig | To buzz is to be perceived | Chimp Brisket | 134 | 10 |
| Will Alston | rusty shackleford | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | 137 | 10 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Free Win | Berkeley C | 138 | 10 |
| Oliver Hargrave | Hail to the Sheaf | Paul Quifford, or, It Was a Dark and Stormy Tournament | 138 | 10 |
| Anthony Yin | CWRU | Ohio State B | 139 | 0 |
| Collin Leck | Central Oklahoma | Texas B | 139 | 10 |
| Chris Stewart | Oklahoma | Texas A | 139 | 10 |
| Justin Hawkins | Indiana | Illinois | 139 | 0 |
| Nelson Ma | abg academy | New Young Whigs of America | 139 | 10 |
| Camden Williams | Truman State | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | 139 | 10 |
| Sidarth Erat | MIT B | Yale | 139 | 10 |
| Aditya Shivaswamy | JHU A | John Jay | 139 | 10 |
| Patrick Torre | Maryland A | JHU B | 139 | 10 |
| Aaron Henry | Maryland C | NYU B | 139 | 10 |
| Megan Ha | UChicago B | Northwestern A | 139 | 0 |
| Nolan Jones | Purdue A | Purdue B | 139 | 10 |
| Colin Veevers | Ottawa 67s | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | 139 | 10 |
| Gabriel McMurren | Guelph perfomative male competition | Toronto Operation PBSuccess | 139 | 10 |
| Asha Basu | McGill B | Waterloo you are crooked | 139 | 10 |
| Denali Tran-Le | McGill Fartlets | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | 139 | 0 |
| Victor Xu | Toronto E | Queen's is monitoring the situation | 139 | 0 |
| Philip Jordan | Quiztian Bale in Ratman Begins | Of Mice and Penn | 139 | 10 |
| Alma Gazzaniga | UNC B | UNC A | 139 | 0 |
| Charles Hang | WashU Kiki | WashU Bouba | 139 | 10 |
| Luke Robitaille | MIT A | Brown | 139 | 10 |
| James McCurley | Harvard | I've been running into you in my lead plumbocene what could have benzene | 139 | 10 |
| Kevin Le | Carleton A | Toronto G | 139 | 10 |
| Daniel Bloom | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | question mark | 139 | 10 |
| Agnijo Banerjee | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | Knorr Stock Clue | 139 | 10 |
| Nathan Easow | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | Bristold | 139 | 10 |