In an 1896 novel, this author’s guests realize that “poetry and beauty” have died with this author, who tells his boss to “commit murder, but write no verses” in a letter he reads at a party just before his death. In a book by this author, overzealous firemen allow the protagonist to escape from a party staffed by perpetually singing servants. In a novel, the slave Eunice commits suicide alongside this author, who intercedes to have a hostage placed under his nephew (*) Marcus’s care. This author’s time as “Arbiter of Elegance” was fictionalized in Henryk Sienkiewicz’s (“shen-KEH-vitch’s”) Quo Vadis. Quartilla forces Giton and Encolpius to participate in an orgy in a novel by this author, who used a lavish feast given by Trimalchio to satirize Roman society. For 10 points, name this author of the Satyricon. ■END■
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Stanford | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 75% | 25% | 50% | 94.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Northwestern | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 50% | 0% | 50% | 134.50 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Mainsite (UPenn) | 11/01/25 | Y | 6 | 50% | 0% | 33% | 114.33 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - BU | 11/01/25 | Y | 4 | 75% | 0% | 0% | 107.33 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - CWRU | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 33% | 0% | 33% | 135.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UNC | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 101.67 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - WashU | 11/01/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 105.50 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Ottawa | 11/01/25 | Y | 7 | 43% | 0% | 43% | 118.33 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UK | 11/01/25 | Y | 9 | 78% | 0% | 33% | 103.43 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Online | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 50% | 0% | 100% | 134.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Murray State | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 129.00 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stephen Liu | In Search of Lost Clues | Berkeley C | 56 | 15 |
| Justin Wytmar | NYU A | Maryland B | 71 | -5 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | Guelph perfomative male competition | 81 | -5 |
| Omer Keskin | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | Washed Scrubs | 83 | -5 |
| James McCurley | Harvard | Yale | 90 | 10 |
| Eve Fleisig | To buzz is to be perceived | Burnaburiash's Lapis Lazuli | 90 | 10 |
| Ben LaFond | Galactic Ombudsmen | question mark | 90 | 10 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC A | Planck Sinatra | 90 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WashU Kiki | WashU Bouba | 90 | 10 |
| Michał Gerasimiuk | Stanford A | Free Win | 91 | 10 |
| Noah Chin | VT A | UNC B | 92 | 10 |
| Oliver Hargrave | Hail to the Sheaf | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | 94 | 10 |
| Sheehan Banka | New Young Whigs of America | abg academy | 94 | -5 |
| Antoni Kluzowski | The Bit and the Penndulum | Paul Quifford, or, It Was a Dark and Stormy Tournament | 95 | 10 |
| Terry Tang | The best time to buzz was twenty clues ago. The second best time to buzz is now | Berkeley B | 97 | -5 |
| Sinecio Morales | JHU A | Swarthmore | 98 | -5 |
| Collin Leck | Central Oklahoma | Texas B | 98 | -5 |
| Andrew Wang | Illinois | Northwestern A | 98 | -5 |
| James Wadsley | McGill B | Ottawa 67s | 98 | -5 |
| Raymond Chen | Toronto Operation PBSuccess | Carleton A | 100 | 10 |
| Raymond Wang | I've been running into you in my lead plumbocene what could have benzene | MIT A | 107 | 10 |
| Moses Kitakule | Columbia A | JHU B | 107 | 10 |
| Ted Warner | Bristold | Of Mice and Penn | 110 | -5 |
| Imran Rahman | Chimp Brisket | Knorr Stock Clue | 111 | 10 |
| Caleb Ott | Waterloo you are crooked | Toronto G | 112 | -5 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley A | Stanford B | 112 | -5 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | Maryland A | Maryland C | 113 | 10 |
| Nathan Long | Quiztian Bale in Ratman Begins | Coughing Baby | 113 | 10 |
| Jon Violet | 1. Wawa 2. Blank Street 151. Black Sheep at Kings Cross rail | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | 118 | -5 |
| Jesse Chusing | #OpenToBuzz | Toronto E | 120 | 10 |
| Neal Joshi | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | Truman State | 121 | 10 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Oklahoma | 123 | 10 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | John Jay | Columbia B | 123 | 10 |
| Ben Newman | Wise Duke | VT B | 123 | 10 |
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan A | Michigan B | 124 | -5 |
| Evan Gniadek | Purdue B | Indiana | 125 | -5 |
| Peter Breggren | MIT B | Brandeis | 125 | 10 |
| Sasha Fillbrandt | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | rusty shackleford | 125 | -5 |
| Oli Clarke | Washed Scrubs | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | 131 | 10 |
| Mats Miller | UChicago C | Northwestern B | 134 | 10 |
| Nelson Ma | abg academy | New Young Whigs of America | 134 | 10 |
| Daniel Ma | Mount Sinai | NYU B | 135 | 0 |
| Kelvin Ni | NYU B | Mount Sinai | 135 | 0 |
| Ben Hellman | Swarthmore | JHU A | 135 | 0 |
| Matthew He | Texas B | Central Oklahoma | 135 | 10 |
| Matthew Schiavone | Northwestern A | Illinois | 135 | 10 |
| Nolan Jones | Purdue A | UChicago B | 135 | 0 |
| Angelo Pan | CWRU | Ohio State A | 135 | 0 |
| Simon Zimmerman | Ohio State A | CWRU | 135 | 10 |
| Josh Koch | Michigan B | Michigan A | 135 | 0 |
| Joshua Lam | Ohio State B | Michigan C | 135 | 0 |
| Reed Sexton | Michigan C | Ohio State B | 135 | 0 |
| Richard Pollard | Of Mice and Penn | Bristold | 135 | 0 |
| Abdelrahman Elsisi | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | 1. Wawa 2. Blank Street 151. Black Sheep at Kings Cross rail | 135 | 0 |
| Justin Hawkins | Indiana | Purdue B | 135 | 0 |
| Cade Reinberger | RIT | Brown | 135 | 0 |
| Christopher Bradley | rusty shackleford | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | 135 | 0 |
| Rayton Lin | Guelph perfomative male competition | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | 135 | 0 |
| Amir Dolansky | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | McGill Fartlets | 135 | 0 |
| Charlie Ruff | McGill Fartlets | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | 135 | 0 |
| Sean Gao | Toronto Sunshine Bubbles | Queen's is monitoring the situation | 135 | 0 |
| Andrew McCowan | Queen's is monitoring the situation | Toronto Sunshine Bubbles | 135 | 0 |
| Tony Chen | Toronto G | Waterloo you are crooked | 135 | 10 |
| Ethan Bosita | Stanford B | Berkeley A | 135 | 0 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley B | The best time to buzz was twenty clues ago. The second best time to buzz is now | 135 | 10 |