One of these objects titles a book edited by Pierre Haski, who was handed its manuscript by a schoolgirl’s family. The tubercular Sophie rejects the advances of a “tall Singaporean” she is attracted to in a story titled for one of these objects by Dīng Líng. In the frame narrative of a story titled for one of these objects, a character provoked by the “dirty looks” of a neighbor’s dog is said to have gotten an “official appointment” to explain his (*) absence. After hearing about a nearby famine, the protagonist of a story titled for one of these objects stops eating meat. A story titled for one of these objects ends with a plea to “save the children” from people like Elder Brother, whom the narrator suspects to be a cannibal. For 10 points, what object owned by a madman titles a Lǔ Xùn (“shun”) story? ■END■
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Stanford | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 75% | 0% | 75.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Northwestern | 10/25/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 25% | 25% | 119.25 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Mainsite (UPenn) | 11/01/25 | Y | 6 | 100% | 17% | 17% | 117.50 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - BU | 11/01/25 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 104.25 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - CWRU | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 120.67 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UNC | 11/01/25 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 93.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - WashU | 11/01/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 116.00 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Ottawa | 11/01/25 | Y | 7 | 100% | 57% | 14% | 83.86 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - UK | 11/01/25 | Y | 9 | 89% | 22% | 11% | 105.50 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Online | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 100% | 0% | 77.50 |
| 2025 Penn Bowl - Murray State | 11/08/25 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 82.50 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Caleb Ott | Waterloo you are crooked | McGill B | 37 | 15 |
| Yihong Chen | Toronto Operation PBSuccess | Guelph perfomative male competition | 48 | 15 |
| Omkar Marathe | Columbia A | Mount Sinai | 48 | 15 |
| Tony Chen | Toronto G | Carleton A | 48 | 15 |
| Henry Atkins | Aweille Kevin Fan osti continue comme ça | Ottawa 67s | 49 | 15 |
| Oliver Hargrave | Hail to the Sheaf | Paul Quifford, or, It Was a Dark and Stormy Tournament | 49 | 15 |
| Richard Niu | The best time to buzz was twenty clues ago. The second best time to buzz is now | Stanford B | 51 | 15 |
| Omer Keskin | Penn and the Art of Tossup-Bonus cycle Maintenance | Knorr Stock Clue | 69 | 15 |
| Ryan Fang | Stanford A | In Search of Lost Clues | 71 | 15 |
| Arjun Kala | Illinois | Indiana | 74 | 15 |
| Lucas Barnes | New Young Whigs of America | abg academy | 75 | 15 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Free Win | Berkeley C | 77 | 15 |
| Andrei Hui | question mark | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | 79 | -5 |
| Will Alston | rusty shackleford | Wake Up Paddington A Washington Mystery | 80 | 15 |
| Collin Leck | Central Oklahoma | Texas B | 81 | 10 |
| Nolan Jones | Purdue A | Purdue B | 81 | -5 |
| Ben Newman | Wise Duke | Planck Sinatra | 81 | 10 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC A | UNC B | 81 | 10 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Oklahoma | 84 | 10 |
| William Orr | Yale | MIT B | 86 | 10 |
| Eve Fleisig | To buzz is to be perceived | Chimp Brisket | 87 | 10 |
| Colette Giezentanner | WashU Bouba | WashU Kiki | 87 | 10 |
| Joy An | Harvard | I've been running into you in my lead plumbocene what could have benzene | 89 | 10 |
| Ariel Faeder | Pittsburgh | Michigan B | 101 | 10 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU A | Columbia B | 101 | -5 |
| Camden Williams | Truman State | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | 101 | -5 |
| Nathan Sheffield | MIT A | Brown | 101 | 10 |
| Ryan Sun | Berkeley B | Berkeley A | 101 | 10 |
| Gus Vanskike | Maryland B | Swarthmore | 115 | 10 |
| Noah Chin | VT A | VT B | 117 | 10 |
| Michael Wu | Coughing Baby | The Bit and the Penndulum | 117 | 10 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Burnaburiash's Lapis Lazuli | Washed Scrubs | 117 | 10 |
| Alvin Guo | UChicago A | Northwestern B | 118 | 10 |
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan A | Ohio State A | 119 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | JHU A | John Jay | 119 | 10 |
| CT Tang | why is it called a score clue if nobody scores points on it | Bristold | 122 | 10 |
| Victor Xu | Toronto E | Queen's is monitoring the situation | 130 | 10 |
| Erik Christensen | #OpenToBuzz | Toronto Sunshine Bubbles | 130 | 10 |
| Chris Wang | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | McGill Fartlets | 133 | -5 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | Maryland A | JHU B | 139 | 10 |
| Daniel Kim | Maryland C | NYU B | 139 | 10 |
| Ethan Webb | Of Mice and Penn | Quiztian Bale in Ratman Begins | 140 | 10 |
| Cade Reinberger | RIT | Brandeis | 141 | 10 |
| Coby Tran | UChicago B | Northwestern A | 141 | 10 |
| Andrew Amygdalos | CWRU | Ohio State B | 142 | 10 |
| Jon Violet | 1. Wawa 2. Blank Street 151. Black Sheep at Kings Cross rail | Galactic Ombudsmen | 143 | 10 |
| Beckett Pursey | Purdue B | Purdue A | 144 | 10 |
| Charlie Ruff | McGill Fartlets | Toronto Murder on the Rider Express | 145 | 10 |
| Lucas Johns | Alas poor Warwick, I knew him Edinburgh | question mark | 145 | 0 |
| Chauncey Lo | Columbia B | NYU A | 145 | 10 |
| Neal Joshi | VJ Edgecombe School of Interior Design - Edwardsville | Truman State | 145 | 10 |