A character with this profession becomes upset when another character refuses to say “a man outgrows his wife every seven years.” At the beginning of another play, a character with this profession says, “the morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go.” Mr. Fitzpatrick holds this job during a mass food poisoning in a play about the Antrobus family. A character with this profession remarks that “this is the way things were” before a choir directed by the alcoholic organist Simon Stimson sings. That character with this profession replies, “the saints and poets, maybe” when a dead woman asks him if human beings “realize life while they live it” after she revisits her twelfth birthday. For 10 points, Thornton Wilder included characters with what profession in his plays The Skin of Our Teeth and Our Town? ■END■
| Northern California | Main | Y | 5 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 84.60 |
| Southern California | Main | Y | 6 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 79.25 |
| Florida | Main | Y | 4 | 0% | 0% | 0% | 0.00 |
| Great Lakes | Main | Y | 7 | 86% | 0% | 14% | 118.17 |
| Lower Mid-Atlantic | Main | Y | 9 | 78% | 0% | 11% | 86.14 |
| Upper Mid-Atlantic (1) | Main | Y | 10 | 80% | 0% | 30% | 93.50 |
| Upper Mid-Atlantic (2) | Main | Y | 5 | 80% | 0% | 20% | 108.00 |
| Upper Midwest | Main | Y | 9 | 67% | 0% | 22% | 97.67 |
| Upper Midwest | Main | Y | 1 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 98.00 |
| North | Main | Y | 5 | 60% | 0% | 40% | 102.33 |
| Northeast | Main | Y | 12 | 92% | 0% | 8% | 99.00 |
| Northwest | Main | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 92.00 |
| South Central | Main | Y | 8 | 88% | 0% | 25% | 95.86 |
| Southeast | Main | Y | 8 | 88% | 0% | 25% | 108.14 |
| UK | Main | Y | 11 | 73% | 0% | 18% | 108.38 |
| Upstate NY | Main | Y | 4 | 75% | 0% | 0% | 129.33 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northwestern A | Arizona State B | 46 | -5 |
| Anthony Xu | Amherst A | Brown C | 55 | 10 |
| March Delfin | UCSD Two Running Violet V Forms | Claremont Scripps | 55 | 10 |
| Nathan Sheffield | MIT A | Brown B | 61 | -5 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Berkeley B | Stanford A | 62 | 10 |
| Aaryan Tomar | Georgia Tech B | Auburn A | 62 | -5 |
| Ryan Sun | Berkeley D | Berkeley A | 63 | 10 |
| Evan Schleck | Georgetown A | George Mason B | 63 | -5 |
| David Bass | Johns Hopkins A | Notre Dame E | 63 | 10 |
| Omkar Marathe | Columbia A | Princeton A | 63 | 10 |
| Albert Nyang | LSE A | Cambridge C | 65 | 10 |
| Nick Smemoe | North Carolina B | James Madison | 65 | 10 |
| Tai Belke | British Columbia A | Washington B | 65 | 10 |
| Zoe Wang | Carleton | Minnesota C | 69 | -5 |
| Matthew He | Texas A | McGill D | 71 | 10 |
| Alvin Guo | Chicago A | Michigan D | 74 | -5 |
| Bryan Ugaz | Arizona State A | Northwestern B | 75 | 10 |
| Carter Pisocky | Michigan B | Louisville B | 76 | 10 |
| Collin Leck | UCO | UTD B | 76 | -5 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU A | Catholic University | 77 | 10 |
| Anne Fjeld | Alberta B | UTD A | 77 | 10 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas B | Northwestern C | 79 | 10 |
| Pranav Jothi | Georgia Tech A | Alabama A | 80 | 10 |
| Russell Nip | British Columbia D | Washington A | 82 | 10 |
| Puna Ekka | Minnesota A | Macalester A | 83 | 10 |
| Milo Scanlon | Macalester B | Iowa State | 83 | 10 |
| Jack Lewis | Bruin A | Huntsville B | 84 | 10 |
| Kaiwen Xiao | UCLA B | UCSD Vices and Virtues | 84 | 10 |
| Rahul Jogadhenu | UCLA C | UCSD What Hath God Wrought | 84 | -5 |
| Aditya Patnaik | OSU C | OSU A | 84 | -5 |
| Alex Wyrick | Tennessee A | Clemson B | 84 | 10 |
| Josh Schmidt | Liberty A | Tennessee B | 84 | 10 |
| Elle Lee | Virginia A | NC State | 84 | 10 |
| Rohan Ganeshan | Harvard | Yale B | 84 | 10 |
| Gavin Markoff | Vanderbilt A | Huntsville A | 85 | 10 |
| Krishay Garg | UCLA D | UCI | 86 | 10 |
| Gannon Smith | Maryland C | Georgetown B | 86 | 10 |
| Henry Bauer | NYU B | George Washington B | 86 | 10 |
| Sewanth Paudel | OSU D | CWRU B | 87 | 10 |
| Philip Yao | Brown A | BC A | 87 | 10 |
| William Orr | Yale A | Brandeis Clemenceau | 87 | 10 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | Maryland A | George Mason C | 87 | 10 |
| Aaron Henry | Maryland D | Penn B | 87 | -5 |
| Ryan Fang | Stanford B | UCSC | 87 | 10 |
| Jim Fan | North Carolina A | South Carolina B | 87 | 10 |
| Emily Kadolph | Virginia Tech A | Clemson A | 87 | -5 |
| Ilyas Choukri | Virginia Tech B | Liberty B | 87 | 10 |
| Kevin Ye | Simon Fraser | British Columbia C | 87 | 10 |
| Young Fenimore Lee | Ohio | Tulsa | 87 | 10 |
| Rayhana Amjad | Edinburgh A | Imperial B | 89 | 10 |
| Gus Vanskike | Maryland B | Penn A | 89 | 10 |
| Justin Hawkins | Indiana A | Purdue C | 89 | -5 |
| Karthik Jayaram | UCLA A | UCSB | 92 | 10 |
| Darren Kellis | Vanderbilt B | Georgia Tech D | 92 | -5 |
| Akshar Goyal | Illinois A | Indiana B | 94 | 10 |
| Meredith Wiper | CWRU A | MSU A | 97 | 10 |
| Emily Hackwelder | Notre Dame D | Kentucky | 98 | 10 |
| Jacob Finley | Notre Dame A | Purdue B | 98 | 10 |
| Matthew Amante | Notre Dame C | Chicago C | 98 | 10 |
| Mikey Brown | Birmingham A | Sheffield B | 98 | 10 |
| Micah Lauzon | Dartmouth | MIT B | 98 | 10 |
| Thomas Newill | Tufts A | Amherst B | 98 | 10 |
| Tanay Bodducherla | Berkeley E | Stanford C | 100 | 10 |
| Chase Barrick | Lehigh A | Vassar A | 102 | 10 |
| David Zaslavsky | Brandeis Orlando | BU | 107 | 10 |
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan A | Chicago D | 107 | 10 |
| Andrei Hui | Cambridge A | Manchester B | 107 | 10 |
| Kayla Drajpuch | Brandeis Wilson | Tufts B | 107 | 10 |
| Alex Thomas | Georgia Tech C | Alabama B | 108 | 10 |
| Mia Liu | Berkeley F | Berkeley C | 111 | 10 |
| Eric Zhu | Cornell-UG | Bowdoin B | 112 | 10 |
| Malachi Ledford | Tusculum | South Carolina A | 112 | 10 |
| Nolan Jones | Purdue A | Illinois B | 113 | 10 |
| Oscar O'Flanagan | Imperial A | Cambridge B | 113 | -5 |
| Artem Borisov | Bristol B | Lancaster A | 113 | -5 |
| Kai Madgwick | Manchester A | Southampton A | 113 | 10 |
| Matthew Kohn | Williams | Bowdoin A | 113 | 10 |
| Rohan Navaneetha | OSU B | MSU B | 119 | 10 |
| Gabrielle Smith | Auburn B | UAB A | 119 | 10 |
| Max Bendsen | VCU A | UMBC A | 119 | 10 |
| Alexander Wong | Rutgers B | Columbia B | 119 | -5 |
| Cade Reinberger | RIT B | Binghamton B | 122 | 10 |
| Henry Nonnemaker | CWRU C | Kenyon A | 124 | 10 |
| Karthik Krishnamurthy | USC | Claremont Pitzer | 124 | -5 |
| Lovel Hearn | Edinburgh B | Warwick B | 126 | 10 |
| Eva Lettiere | George Washington A | Johns Hopkins C | 126 | -5 |
| Jensen Tebbe | Columbia C | Swarthmore A | 126 | 10 |
| Andrew Miller | Binghamton A | Syracuse | 126 | 10 |
| Eveline Ong | Oxford A | Imperial C | 128 | 10 |
| Connor King | St. Thomas | Nebraska | 129 | -5 |
| Jonathan Ho | Alberta | British Columbia B | 134 | 10 |
| Clio Selyuzhitsky | UCSD What Hath God Wrought | UCLA C | 140 | 0 |
| Allen Xu | Georgia Tech D | Vanderbilt B | 140 | 10 |
| Danny Cutbill | RIT A | Rochester | 140 | 10 |
| Juan Landaeta | FSU | UF D | 141 | 0 |
| Alex Olson | UF D | FSU | 141 | 0 |
| Eve Maramba | UF A | USF | 141 | 0 |
| Pallas Allen | USF | UF A | 141 | 0 |
| Martin Howey | Kenyon B | CWRU D | 141 | 0 |
| Kyle Chua | CWRU D | Kenyon B | 141 | 0 |
| Adam Hermann | Notre Dame B | UIC | 141 | 0 |
| Alex Brown | UIC | Notre Dame B | 141 | 0 |
| Dylan Lewis | Nebraska | St. Thomas | 141 | 10 |
| Ai Xing | Minnesota B | Wisconsin | 141 | 0 |
| Alex Smits | Wisconsin | Minnesota B | 141 | 0 |
| Jacob Peitz | BC B | Brandeis Lloyd George | 141 | 0 |
| Ryan Powell | Brandeis Lloyd George | BC B | 141 | 0 |
| Nelson Adams-Riley | Sewanee A | Mississippi State A | 141 | 0 |
| Sawyer Smith | Mississippi State A | Sewanee A | 141 | 0 |
| James Wong | Cambridge B | Imperial A | 141 | 10 |
| Oliver Rothnie | Durham B | Sheffield C | 141 | 0 |
| Charlie Castleton | Sheffield C | Durham B | 141 | 0 |
| Sarah Silverman | Claremont Pitzer | USC | 141 | 0 |
| Kenneth Moeller | ERAU B | UF B | 141 | 0 |
| Mateo Acosta | FIU | Melbourne A | 141 | 0 |
| Niru Shakya | Melbourne A | FIU | 141 | 0 |
| Margaret Withers | George Mason B | Georgetown A | 141 | 10 |
| Jarman Taylor | Johns Hopkins C | George Washington A | 141 | 0 |
| Rahul Rao-Pothuraju | Rowan A | Lehigh B | 141 | 10 |
| Patrick Rivas-Giorgi | Columbia B | Rutgers B | 141 | 0 |
| Eugene Kim | Purdue C | Indiana A | 141 | 0 |
| Henry Bylinowski | Auburn A | Georgia Tech B | 141 | 10 |
| Ted Warner | Bristol A | LSE B | 141 | 0 |
| Eoin Neale | Lancaster A | Bristol B | 141 | 0 |
| Pranaav Senthilkumar | Cornell-DII | ESF | 141 | 0 |
| Gregory Stone | ESF | Cornell-DII | 141 | 0 |
| Simon Zimmerman | OSU A | OSU C | 141 | 10 |
| Jason Beardsley | Pitt C | Pitt B | 141 | 0 |
| Elise Economou | Pitt B | Pitt C | 141 | 10 |
| Gabriel Dodds | Liberty C | North Carolina C | 141 | 0 |
| Jack Meyers | Brown B | MIT A | 141 | 10 |
| Ruby Xia | Arizona State B | Northwestern A | 141 | 10 |
| Brielle Rach | Iowa | Rose State | 141 | 10 |
| Amiya Zope | UTD B | UCO | 141 | 0 |