A poem set during one of these events compares the addressee to a monkey throwing a javelin from the back of a goat, and ends by claiming that enduring poor treatment during these events is akin to “not flinching from the whip.” A discussion of bathing habits at one of these events turns into an exhaustive recollection of the life of Chrysanthus. One of these events overseen by Virro is the subject of Juvenal’s fifth Satire. A quote from one of these events is the source of the epigraph to The Waste Land, in which the Sibyl of Cumae says, “I want to die.” Attendees of one of these events swap stories about werewolves and witches, while slaves bring out objects resembling Zodiac signs. That one of these events is attended by the narrator Encolpius. For 10 points, the Satyricon features what sort of event hosted by Trimalchio? ■END■
| Florida | 2025-02-01 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 143.00 |
| Great Lakes | 2025-02-01 | Y | 5 | 60% | 0% | 40% | 138.33 |
| Lower Mid-Atlantic | 2025-02-01 | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 17% | 124.00 |
| Midwest | 2025-02-01 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 105.00 |
| North | 2025-02-01 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 133.33 |
| Northeast | 2025-02-01 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 107.00 |
| Overflow | 2025-02-01 | Y | 5 | 100% | 0% | 60% | 147.20 |
| Pacific Northwest | 2025-02-01 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 144.50 |
| Southeast | 2025-02-01 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 25% | 139.75 |
| UK | 2025-02-01 | Y | 10 | 90% | 0% | 30% | 126.22 |
| Upper Mid-Atlantic | 2025-02-01 | Y | 8 | 100% | 0% | 38% | 133.75 |
| Upstate NY | 2025-02-01 | Y | 3 | 33% | 0% | 0% | 148.00 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Antoni Kluzowski | Warwick A | Cambridge E | 61 | -5 |
| James McCurley | Harvard B | Brandeis A | 68 | 10 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC D | Liberty A | 75 | 10 |
| Matt Shinnick | Georgetown A | Notre Dame A | 82 | -5 |
| Eliza Dean | Oxford B | Imperial A | 88 | 10 |
| Michael Kearney | Harvard A | UMass Boston | 91 | 10 |
| Ned Tagtmeier | Chicago A | Illinois A | 98 | 10 |
| Ben LaFond | Cambridge B | Southampton A | 98 | 10 |
| Arya Karthik | Oxford A | Bristol | 99 | 10 |
| Sinecio Morales | Johns Hopkins A | George Washington A | 102 | -5 |
| William Orr | Yale A | Columbia C | 104 | -5 |
| Nathan Zhang | Cornell B | NYU B | 109 | 10 |
| Rohan Navaneetha Raj | Ohio State B | Case Western B | 111 | -5 |
| Braden Booth | Missouri | Chicago B | 112 | 10 |
| Ben Horning | Georgetown B | Stanford B | 112 | -5 |
| Jack Rado | Columbia B | Penn B | 113 | 10 |
| Cormac Beirne | LSE | Sheffield | 113 | 10 |
| Nithin Mendu | Wisconsin A | Winona State | 115 | 10 |
| Yaj Jhajhria | UW B | UBC | 115 | -5 |
| Kevin Wang | Georgia Tech C | Georgia Tech B | 115 | -5 |
| Noah Chin | Virginia Tech A | UNC B | 115 | 10 |
| Kai Madgwick | Manchester | Cambridge A | 118 | -5 |
| Aum Mundhe | Rutgers A | Haverford A | 120 | 10 |
| Max Kolda | Notre Dame B | Northwestern A | 120 | -5 |
| Chris Yoo | William & Mary | Wake Forest | 121 | 10 |
| Jack Lewis | Bruin A | Louisville A | 121 | 10 |
| Elliott Gomes | Dartmouth A | MIT A | 122 | 10 |
| Joseph Chambers | Virginia A | UNC C | 122 | -5 |
| Isaac Mammel | Maryland A | Maryland B | 123 | -5 |
| Khanh Nguyen | Florida A | Valencia A | 133 | 10 |
| Biyang Zhang | Michigan B | Michigan D | 133 | 10 |
| Sam Hutton | Cambridge D | Warwick B | 133 | -5 |
| Elie Aoun | Case Western A | Carnegie Mellon A | 134 | -5 |
| Simon Zimmerman | Ohio State A | Michigan State | 134 | 10 |
| Guy Indorante | Iowa State | Minnesota B | 137 | 10 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | John Jay College | George Washington B | 137 | 10 |
| Ivan Stanisavljevic | Duke | Liberty B | 137 | 10 |
| Truman Fillbrandt | UW A | Alberta | 141 | 10 |
| Michael Zhou | Georgia Tech A | Georgia Tech D | 143 | 10 |
| Michał Gerasimiuk | Stanford B | Georgetown B | 144 | 10 |
| Will Zhang | Tufts A | BU | 147 | 10 |
| Louis Harney | Georgia Tech B | Georgia Tech C | 147 | 10 |
| Ryan Rosenberg | NYU A | Haverford B | 147 | 10 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Cambridge A | Manchester | 147 | 10 |
| Lucy Dennett | Warwick B | Cambridge D | 147 | 10 |
| Matthew Andersen | Florida B | UCF C | 148 | 0 |
| Henry Keating | UCF C | Florida B | 148 | 10 |
| Anna Barker | UCF B | Florida State A | 148 | 10 |
| Aaron Marchand | Carleton | Wisconsin B | 148 | 10 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame A | Georgetown A | 148 | 10 |
| Russell Nip | UBC | UW B | 148 | 10 |
| Britton Webster | Alabama A | Vanderbilt A | 148 | 10 |
| Lowrie Woodside | George Washington A | Johns Hopkins A | 148 | 10 |
| Daniel Kim | Maryland B | Maryland A | 148 | 10 |
| Elijah Scheinson | Columbia C | Yale A | 148 | 10 |
| Giuseppe Piccirilli | Binghamton A | ESF A | 148 | 0 |
| Alec Riso | Cornell C | Cornell D | 148 | 10 |
| Tom Scheri | RIT B | RIT A | 148 | 0 |
| Cade Reinberger | RIT A | RIT B | 148 | 0 |
| Elias Kradel | Kenyon | Carnegie Mellon B | 148 | 10 |
| Anthony Yin | Case Western B | Ohio State B | 148 | 0 |
| Robert Freeman | South Carolina | Liberty C | 148 | 10 |
| Diego Almaraz | UNC C | Virginia A | 148 | 10 |
| Ian McDowell | Cambridge C | Southampton B | 148 | 0 |
| Michael Wu | Southampton B | Cambridge C | 148 | 0 |
| Louis Cameron | Cambridge E | Warwick A | 148 | 10 |
| Hamish Campbell | Durham | NYU C | 148 | 10 |
| Benjamin Watson | Oxford C | Imperial B | 148 | 0 |
| Joseph Collins | Imperial B | Oxford C | 148 | 10 |
| Matt Schiavone | Northwestern A | Notre Dame B | 148 | 10 |
| Will Sanders | Notre Dame C | Northwestern B | 148 | 0 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northwestern B | Notre Dame C | 148 | 10 |
| Stan Melkumian | Purdue | Iowa | 148 | 10 |