Sean Kelly wrote a poem parodying this character in which people “[burn] the files of bureaus and committees.” A poem originally titled “[this character] Among the Women” had its final title borrowed from a Kipling poem about Har Dyal. This character travels “narrow streets” in a “Pervigilium” extracted from a poem in which he, despite not being a prophet, has seen himself “grow[ing] slightly bald” and “seen the (*) eternal Footman hold [his] coat, and snicker.” This character describes having “measured out [his] life with coffee spoons” and “mermaids singing, each to each,” and “women come and go / Talking of Michelangelo” in a poem where he asks “Do I dare to eat a peach?” For 10 points, name this title character of a “Love Song” by T. S. Eliot. ■END■
| 2025 PLAYTIME Online | 04/26/2025 | Y | 9 | 100% | 67% | 11% | 63.56 |
| 2024 PLAYTIME @ Harvard | 04/26/2025 | Y | 4 | 100% | 25% | 0% | 68.50 |
| 2024 PLAYTIME @ Virginia Tech | 07/11/2025 | Y | 3 | 100% | 100% | 0% | 48.67 |
| 2024 PLAYTIME @ UBC | 10/05/2024 | Y | 8 | 100% | 63% | 0% | 54.75 |
| 2024 PLAYTIME @ WashU | 10/12/2024 | Y | 3 | 100% | 33% | 0% | 71.67 |
| 2024 PLAYTIME @ JHU | 10/26/2024 | Y | 8 | 100% | 13% | 0% | 86.25 |
| 2025 PLAYTIME @ Northwest | 12/10/2024 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 93.25 |
| 2025 PLAYTIME @ Claremont | 12/10/2024 | Y | 5 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 85.40 |
| 2025 PLAYTIME @ Florida | 12/10/2024 | Y | 3 | 100% | 33% | 0% | 71.33 |
| 2025 PLAYTIME @ CWRU | 12/10/2024 | Y | 4 | 100% | 50% | 0% | 74.00 |
| 2025 PLAYTIME @ Sheffield | 12/10/2024 | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 88.67 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Edwards | McGill A | McGill B | 26 | 15 |
| Henry Bylinowski | Auburn 2026 | Mahjonng Masters | 29 | -5 |
| Shishir Bharadwaj | Lexington | Harvard | 46 | 15 |
| Jared He | Waterloo A | UBC | 46 | 15 |
| Noah Chin | Even in Blacksburg There I Am | 4 quizbowl pros go Virginia on North Carolina | 46 | 15 |
| Vasa Clarke | Somehow Paula Deen Returned | Ashurbanipal’s Drag Race | 46 | 15 |
| Neal Joshi | WashU Bulbasaur | Missouri | 46 | 15 |
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan A | Michigan D | 46 | 15 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU A | Johns Hopkins A | 47 | 15 |
| Caleb Ott | Waterloo B | Toronto E | 48 | 10 |
| Pradyumna Krishna | MSJ | Gruh | 50 | 15 |
| Winnie Nutkowitz | Illinois Orange | Free Agents 1 | 50 | 15 |
| Sheehan Banka | Quatumvirate | Trip-Hop Quizzer Tricky | 50 | 15 |
| Parth Jagtap | Toronto A | Guelph | 50 | 15 |
| Graham Cope | Too much from you lately | Qin Shi Huang's Immortality Poison | 51 | 15 |
| Daniel Merida | Four Generalists in Search of a Power | 2 Italians, 2 Poles, All Noles | 53 | 15 |
| Chris Yoo | Mahjonng Masters | Auburn 2026 | 53 | 15 |
| Jim Fan | Master and Margaritaville | Adrianne Lenker 4 Nobel Lit Prize 2K65 | 54 | 15 |
| Halee | Mac A | Simon Fraser | 54 | 15 |
| Raymond Chen | Toronto C | Ottawa A | 63 | 15 |
| Fern Fang | evil women enjoyers | Goober Gang | 64 | 15 |
| Ariel Faeder | Pittsburgh | Michigan B | 65 | 15 |
| Yrwin Batan | MIT | BU | 72 | 10 |
| Philip Yao | Brown | Brandeis | 74 | 10 |
| Anderson Wang | Art of Premature Signaling | Claremont B | 74 | 10 |
| Nolan Dannels | girl 15 whale i mean they | UCLA A | 74 | 10 |
| Jason Cheng | P.C.‚ Daniel‚ Michel‚ and Jason B | UCSB | 74 | 10 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Toronto Metropolitan | Waterloo C | 74 | 10 |
| James O'Reilly | Arizona State University B | UW B | 74 | 10 |
| Fierro Grey | we need new names | Egypt Airlines Haters | 74 | 10 |
| Amir Dolansky | Toronto D | Toronto B | 77 | 10 |
| Billy Beyer | Billy's Bastion | Project2025BC: Make Assyria Great Again | 79 | 10 |
| Eli Issokson | Georgetown | Maryland A | 82 | 10 |
| Cade Reinberger | RIT | Belmont | 82 | 10 |
| CT Tang | Sheffield C | Imperial B | 82 | 10 |
| Chris Levesley | Warwick A | Cambridge | 83 | 10 |
| Gus Vanskike | Maryland B | Rutgers | 84 | 10 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Edwin Laundrorat's Long-Lost Man Unclothès Rat Degrosses | Keeping Up With the Cardassians | 84 | 10 |
| Conor Thompson | Iowa State | Chicago B | 84 | 10 |
| Jaimie Carlson | Monsieur Hulot's Academic Team | Notre Dame + Epic Games | 84 | 10 |
| Padraig Finan | Washington Connections | Alberta | 85 | 10 |
| Rohan Navaneetha | Ohio State D | Ohio State B | 85 | 10 |
| Vivian Fan | Claremont A | UCLA B | 85 | 10 |
| Theodor Martin | WashU Charmander | Chicago A | 85 | 10 |
| Bryan Ugaz | Arizona State University A | UW A | 85 | 10 |
| James Meek | George Mason A | NYU C | 86 | 10 |
| Ethan Furman | Haverford A | George Mason C | 87 | 10 |
| Abdelrahman Elsisi | Sheffield A | Warwick C | 88 | 10 |
| Gus Redding | Imperial A | Lancaster | 90 | 10 |
| Andrew Fisher | Sheffield B | Warwick B | 93 | 10 |
| Vinayak Singh Bhadoriya | NYU B | Johns Hopkins B | 94 | 10 |
| Evan Giles | Mike Dukakis Tank Battalion | mongeese | 94 | 10 |
| Kai Madgwick | Manchester | Edinburgh | 96 | 10 |
| Brayden Whitlow | George Mason B | George Washington | 98 | 10 |
| Roxanne Tang | Ohio State A | Oberlin | 100 | 10 |
| Audrey Cho | Haverford B | Catholic University of America | 112 | 10 |
| Gary Lin | UCSD | Caltech | 120 | 10 |
| Eric Anderson | SD Mines | Carleton | 129 | 10 |