As his friend is “mourning the bees,” a man with this profession relays a folk tale about a bee that refuses midges’ demands to kill Jesus Christ. In a short story cycle including “The Road to Brody,” Afonka Bida shares this profession with a bespectacled narrator who tells a suicidal old woman to roast the bird he knelt on in her backyard. At a chateau, a character with this profession takes out the eyes of a portrait depicting a woman with a (*) mustache. The Jewish Kiril Lyutov, who has this profession, narrates “My First Goose” and other stories in a cycle by Isaac Babel. In another short story, a prostitute hides in a bell tower after stabbing a member of this profession with a cheese knife. For 10 points, name this profession held by the effeminate Prussian “Mademoiselle Fifi.” ■END■
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| 2024 Penn Bowl Florida | 10/26/2024 | Y | 2 | 100% | 50% | 0% | 96.50 |
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| 2024 Penn Bowl Chicago | 11/02/2024 | Y | 8 | 75% | 0% | 13% | 106.17 |
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| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raifton Bartling | Michigan State | Carnegie Mellon | 49 | 15 |
| Rahul Keyal | 5 | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 57 | 15 |
| Mitch McCullar | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 64 | 15 |
| Noah Chin | Virginia Tech A | UNC B | 76 | 15 |
| Leo Law | UF B | UF C | 79 | 15 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley B | Berkeley C | 82 | 10 |
| Eve Fleisig | Berkeley A | Stanford | 82 | 10 |
| Danny Peelen | Pittsburgh | Ohio State C | 82 | 10 |
| Chinmay Kansara | bruh | TOAD | 82 | 10 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Houston | 82 | -5 |
| Albery Nyang | LSE | The Crying of Team 49 | 82 | 10 |
| Omer Keskin | Say it | Sorted | 82 | 10 |
| Ned Tagtmeier | Chicago A | Notre Dame A | 84 | 10 |
| Justin Hawkins | Indiana A | Illinois B | 96 | 10 |
| Ben Russel Jones | Four Times I Have Despised My Soul | See it | 99 | 10 |
| Charles Hang | WUSTL | Purdue | 102 | -5 |
| Todd Maslyk | Michigan A | Ohio State A | 103 | -5 |
| Ben Koberlein | Notre Dame C | Northwestern B | 103 | 10 |
| Thomas Tibbetts | UCF | UF A | 114 | 10 |
| Yrwin Batan | MIT | Harvard A | 114 | 10 |
| Adam Jones | 3HK1MM | Limp Chriskit | 115 | 10 |
| Stephen Heritage | Notre Dame B | Illinois C | 118 | 10 |
| Michael Hunding | Illinois A | Northwestern A | 118 | 10 |
| Joel Miles | Minnesota | SIUE | 118 | 10 |
| William Orr | Yale A | BU | 118 | 10 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | We jopping | 118 | 10 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU A | Columbia | 119 | 10 |
| Ivan Stanisavljevic | Duke A | RIT A | 121 | 10 |
| Jonathan Shauf | UNC C | UNC A | 125 | 10 |
| Eileen Peng | Oxford School for Quizness | Gressenheller A | 128 | -5 |
| Matthew Lam | Ohio State B | Michigan B | 139 | 0 |
| Jacob Goodson | Ohio State A | Michigan A | 139 | 0 |
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan B | Ohio State B | 139 | 0 |
| Coby Tran | Chicago B | Indiana B | 139 | 0 |
| Nermeen Rahman | Indiana B | Chicago B | 139 | 0 |
| Owyn Noble | Purdue | WUSTL | 139 | 0 |
| Dylan Tanouye | Tufts | Harvard B | 139 | 0 |
| Jerry Zhang | Harvard B | Tufts | 139 | 0 |
| Carter McLean | Princeton | NYU B | 139 | 10 |
| Daniel Kim | Maryland | JHU B | 139 | 10 |
| Zaid Asif | NYU B | Princeton | 139 | 0 |
| William Golden | Houston | Texas A | 139 | 0 |
| Dimitris Kalafatis | TAMU | Texas B | 139 | 0 |
| Owen Gilroy | Texas B | TAMU | 139 | 0 |
| Sam Moore | Gressenheller A | Oxford School for Quizness | 139 | 0 |