The protagonist of this novel is told “All you ever do is rain” after it rains during her first three dates with a man who claims that he will end up a congressman. This novel, whose thirteen alternate titles include “Discreet Exit Through the Back Door,” begins with a dedication to the Schumanns, gnomes, and the color scarlet. This novel’s Coca-Cola-loving protagonist drinks cold coffee before bed and learns random facts from her Clock Radio. The parenthetical word (*) “(explosion)” often appears in this novel to signal a change involving the protagonist, whose co-worker Gloría steals her boyfriend Olímpico. After being told that she will meet a rich European husband named Hans by the psychic Madame Carlota, this novel’s protagonist is struck and killed by a Mercedes. For 10 points, the rural-born Macabéa is the protagonist of what final novella by Clarice Lispector? ■END■
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| Sinecio Morales | Sandmännchen im Helikopter | 1.g4 Test Mixture | 61 | -5 |
| Jordan Brownstein | JinAh and Jordan from Wikiquiz | Let's Fighting Love | 61 | 15 |
| Andrei Hui | Heat-Oppressed Brains | Eugene o'Negging | 62 | 15 |
| Michael Hunding | 2 days into college and I'm 3 lectures behind | purdoobie brothers | 62 | 15 |
| Richard Niu | The Aum-Wein Drinchard by Amogh Tutuola | bruh | 62 | 15 |
| Keven Park | >:3 | Charlotte Mewing to get that chiseled farmer’s bride jawline | 63 | 15 |
| Ben Dahl | malcolm in the middlemarch (Purdue 1) | Oh the Missouri | 64 | 15 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Riley et al. | The Present King of James is Bald | 69 | 15 |
| Gabe Forrest | Williams et al. | Tunks et al. | 76 | 15 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU | Noli Me Tangerine | 77 | 15 |
| Alana Dickey | Cleo: 5/7 movie | Free-ish Agents | 80 | 10 |
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| Michael Bucknall | UNC Hunny | Duke | 142 | 0 |