Question

A poem titled for this profession claims “that Iago motherfucker will have to answer ... / for this small-handed-wrinkle / in this bumboclaat wrap in time” and is by Staceyann Chin. Another poem imagines a person in this profession “who grew up in a place so saturated with toxic waste that they didn’t have a choice about getting leukemia.” In a 2016 viral video, Mykki Blanco recited a (15[1])Zoe (15[1])Leonard poem titled for this job (15[3])that was inspired (15[1])by (15[1])an announcement made by Eileen Myles. A man with this job (15[1])joins (*) “Hercules’ (-5[1])cult to Mammon’s” in a poem describing (10[1])“a deep (10[1])tremor / through the enormous vertebrae of the Andes.” (10[2])A man with this job is called a “professor of energy” (10[3])in (10[1])a poem that claims (10[1])he “is missing one thing: (10[1])God!” For 10 points, Rubén Darío critiqued imperialism (10[1])in a poem addressed to (10[1])a holder of what political position? ■END■ (10[3]0[2])

ANSWER: presidents of the United States of America [or POTUS or equivalents; accept “Not My President” or “I want a president” or “I want a dyke for president”; prompt on American politician]
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Summary

2024 ESPN @ Stanford03/09/2024N2100%0%0%110.50
2024 ESPN @ Chicago03/23/2024Y6100%50%0%102.33
2024 ESPN @ Columbia03/23/2024Y6100%33%17%111.50
2024 ESPN @ Duke03/23/2024Y2100%0%0%126.00
2024 ESPN @ Cambridge04/06/2024Y2100%50%0%100.50
2024 ESPN @ Brown04/06/2024Y3100%0%0%133.67
2024 ESPN @ Online06/01/2024Y4100%50%0%92.50

Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Taylor HarveyCharlotte Mewing to get that chiseled farmer’s bride jawlinepurdoobie brothers6815
LouNoli Me TangerineBHSU6915
Joey GoldmanA VK a Day Keeps the Doctor AwayYou, Me and the Big G7515
Jason ChengFree-ish AgentsWilliams et al.7515
Jason ChengFree-ish AgentsWilliams et al.7515
Jordan BrownsteinJinAh and Jordan from WikiquizNaocissus and Geoldmond by Hermandrew Hesse7815
Iain CarpenterSandmännchen im Helikopterbruh7915
Nick Jensen>:3Chicago A Minus Minus9015
Darren PetrosinoParden the InterruptionJJaryland92-5
Jaimie CarlsonLabour's Lost LoversClark A9910
Amogh KulkarniThe Aum-Wein Drinchard by Amogh Tutuolamnemonists10110
Owen RileyRiley et al.Houston Junior College11010
Ariel FaederThe Present King of James is BaldCleo: 5/7 movie11010
Michael Hunding2 days into college and I'm 3 lectures behindOh the Missouri12110
Ryan Rosenberg1.g4 Test MixtureNJ TRANSit (and bobby i guess)12110
John StathisUNC HunnyDuke12110
Mitch McCullarNobodaddy but youmalcolm in the middlemarch (Purdue 1)12210
Andrei HuiHeat-Oppressed BrainsEugene o'Negging12610
Jim FanUNC AUNC B13110
Rosa XiachamPAIN and cornHELL in Columbiaprotobowling for soup13910
John MarvinChicago BMichigan14410
Mason YuJason LoversClark B15110
Derek FinoClark BJason Lovers1510
Juliet MayerTriple Round Robin LoversJeffrey and Dahmers15110
Jeffrey FungJeffrey and DahmersTriple Round Robin Lovers1510
Caleb KendrickJJarylandParden the Interruption15110