Question

A man’s question of whether these objects can be “dissolved” leads another man to bite his wife’s pincushion and fill his mouth with bran. A definition of these objects as just these objects “nothing more, or less” follows (15[1])a long preamble in which a novel’s narrator rebukes philosophy for using too many definitions. A Neo-Latin treatise on (-5[1])these objects includes a tale about Diego, (-5[1])a visitor to a “Promontory” of them, who possesses one that causes a frenzy among the (*) nuns of Strasburg. (10[1])A man obsessed with these objects (10[1])pores over discussions (10[1])of them by Bruscambille, Erasmus, and Hafen Slawkenbergius. (10[2]-5[1])The protagonist’s father (-5[1])Walter, (-5[1])whose “hobby-horse” (10[2])involves a belief that these objects should be large, is upset (10[1])when Dr. Slop crushes one (-5[1])belonging (10[1])to the protagonist (10[1])with a forceps. (10[2]-5[1])For 10 points, (10[1])Tristram Shandy is born with a shortened form of what body part? (10[1]0[1])■END■ (10[6]0[1])

ANSWER: noses
<Morrison, Long Fiction>
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Summary

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Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Matt BollingerBHSUNobodaddy but you3715
Anson BernsJinAh and Jordan from Wikiquizprotobowling for soup56-5
Arya KarthikSandmännchen im HelikopterLet's Fighting Love63-5
Ben Dahlmalcolm in the middlemarch (Purdue 1)Chicago B8210
Nick Jensen>:3Charlotte Mewing to get that chiseled farmer’s bride jawline8810
Caleb KendrickJJarylandNJ TRANSit (and bobby i guess)9110
Jaimie CarlsonLabour's Lost LoversJason Lovers9910
Michael Hunding2 days into college and I'm 3 lectures behindChicago A Minus Minus9910
Aseem Keyalbruh1.g4 Test Mixture99-5
John LawrenceNoli Me TangerineMichigan102-5
Joel MilesRiley et al.Cleo: 5/7 movie103-5
Raymond WangNaocissus and Geoldmond by Hermandrew HesseThe Aum-Wein Drinchard by Amogh Tutuola10510
King VidorHouston Junior CollegeThe Present King of James is Bald10510
Vivian MaloufWorld's Fair Wiggle WalkWilliams et al.11610
Omer KeskinYou, Me and the Big GA VK a Day Keeps the Doctor Away121-5
John StathisUNC HunnyUNC B12210
Eileen PengEugene o'NeggingHeat-Oppressed Brains12510
Charles HangOh the Missouripurdoobie brothers128-5
Nathan Sheffieldboy's jitches (ft. DMA)chamPAIN and cornHELL in Columbia12810
Jim FanUNC ADuke12810
Milan FernandezCleo: 5/7 movieRiley et al.13110
Kevin WangTriple Round Robin LoversClark B14310
Tanis Nielsenpurdoobie brothersOh the Missouri1430
Jake GreerJeffrey and DahmersClark A14410
Armie ErbanClark AJeffrey and Dahmers1440
Parth JagtapA VK a Day Keeps the Doctor AwayYou, Me and the Big G14410
Yashwanth BajjiMichiganNoli Me Tangerine14410
Michael Boreckiprotobowling for soupJinAh and Jordan from Wikiquiz14410
Eshan PantLet's Fighting LoveSandmännchen im Helikopter14410
Will Alston1.g4 Test Mixturebruh14410