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A parody of this poem containing the line “a typist is laid, a record is played” was written by Wendy Cope. This poem uses “the rattle of bones, and chuckle spread from ear to ear” to modify a line from “To His Coy Mistress.” This poem quotes the Cumaean Sibyl’s line “I want to die” in its epigraph. In this poem, Lil’s conversation about her husband Albert is interrupted by the phrase “HURRY UP PLEASE IT’S TIME.” This poem’s sections include “A Game of Chess,” “What the Thunder Said,” and “The Fire Sermon,” which ends with the prayer, “shantih, shantih, shantih.” For 10 points, “April is the cruelest month” begins what long poem by T.S. Eliot? ■END■
| 2024 ACF Fall at Claremont Colleges | fall | Y | 5 | 100% | 0% | 20% | 102.40 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Cornell | fall | Y | 8 | 88% | 0% | 25% | 100.14 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Illinois | fall | Y | 9 | 100% | 0% | 11% | 89.89 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Rutgers | fall | Y | 8 | 88% | 0% | 0% | 86.86 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Ohio State | fall | Y | 7 | 86% | 0% | 14% | 76.17 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Washington | fall | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 87.67 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Georgia | fall | Y | 11 | 91% | 0% | 18% | 92.10 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at North Carolina | fall | Y | 9 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 92.11 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan A | Michigan B | 15 | 10 |
| Rahul Jogadhenu | UCLA C | Claremont B | 44 | -5 |
| Beckett Gilmore | Jefferson County Scholars | Michigan C | 50 | -5 |
| Jeffery Xu | Georgia Tech D | Georgia Tech E | 54 | 10 |
| Jude Mejia-Vazquez | RIT C | Binghamton C | 56 | -5 |
| Henry Bylinowski | Auburn A | Tennessee A | 57 | -5 |
| Brian Hoff | Cornell B | U of Rochester A | 57 | 10 |
| Olin Bose | Columbia A | Columbia J | 61 | 10 |
| Noa Schmueli | Columbia B | NYU A | 66 | 10 |
| Maya Kvaratskhelia | Notre Dame A | Notre Dame C | 68 | 10 |
| Ethan Furman | Penn A | Penn B | 68 | 10 |
| Nidhi Kundargi | Michigan State B | Michigan State A | 72 | 10 |
| Josh Schmidt | Liberty A | Duke A | 73 | 10 |
| Pranav Johti | Georgia Tech A | South Carolina A | 74 | 10 |
| Noah McRedmond | Notre Dame B | Purdue A | 76 | 10 |
| Parker McCoig | Tennessee A | Auburn A | 76 | 10 |
| Mac Dixon | Emory Oxford | Vanderbilt A | 76 | 10 |
| Hayes Brown | Furman | Alabama A | 76 | -5 |
| Alec West | Syracuse | Binghamton A | 76 | 10 |
| Quinn Whitlow | Illinois D | Illinois C | 76 | 10 |
| Andy Yu | Maryland A | Fordham A | 76 | 10 |
| Angelo Pan | CWRU C | Ohio State A | 76 | 10 |
| Beck Faletti | UW Gluttony | Alberta | 76 | 10 |
| Orion Keller | Virginia Tech A | Tusculum | 76 | 10 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC B | VCU | 76 | 10 |
| Carter Pisocky | Michigan D | West Virginia B | 78 | 10 |
| James O'Reilly | Arizona State B | UW Envy | 79 | 10 |
| Tai Belke | UBC A | Boise State | 79 | 10 |
| Emmett Cho | Chicago B | Purdue B | 84 | 10 |
| Luke Strole | UW Pride | UW Chastity | 84 | 10 |
| Ethan Altshul | Emory A | Georgia Tech B | 86 | 10 |
| Cameron Wiliams | Appalachian State A | James Madison B | 87 | 10 |
| Alex Chen | Claremont C | UCLA D | 92 | 10 |
| Carson Kessler | UW Lust | Arizona State A | 92 | 10 |
| Jonas Goodwin | NC State | UNC D | 92 | 10 |
| Soren Heydari | UNC C | UNC A | 92 | 10 |
| Karthik Krishnamurthy | USC | UCLA A | 98 | 10 |
| Conner Yamnitz | WashU A | Purdue C | 98 | 10 |
| David Zhang | Illinois B | Indiana | 98 | 10 |
| Waverly O'Malley | Iowa B | WashU B | 98 | -5 |
| Vivian Fan | Claremont A | UCSD | 99 | 10 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northwestern A | Illinois A | 99 | 10 |
| Varun Venkatagiri | Georgia A | Clemson B | 100 | 10 |
| Brielle Rach | Iowa A | Chicago A | 100 | 10 |
| Will Hoover | RIT B | Cornell C | 107 | 10 |
| Colin Vess | Vanderbilt B | Auburn C | 107 | 10 |
| Ivan Karp | UCLA B | UCLA E | 108 | 10 |
| Henry Nonnemaker | CWRU A | West Virginia A | 108 | 10 |
| Lucas Gagen | Miami A | CWRU B | 108 | 10 |
| Alec Riso | Cornell D | Cornell E | 108 | -5 |
| Jaden Bandy | Rutgers B | Lehigh A | 108 | 10 |
| Miller Doerr | Liberty B | James Madison A | 108 | 10 |
| Samuel Li | William & Mary | Liberty C | 109 | 10 |
| Sam Hewitt | WashU B | Iowa B | 110 | 10 |
| Annabelle Ford | Cornell A | ESF | 113 | 10 |
| John Shelly | Rowan A | NYU B | 114 | 10 |
| Adam Hermann | Claremont B | UCLA C | 115 | 10 |
| Kevin Liu | Maryland B | Bard A | 115 | 10 |
| Tom Scheri | RIT A | Binghamton B | 116 | 10 |
| Asheton Wilbanks | Clemson A | Tennessee B | 116 | 0 |
| Max Morgan | Tennessee B | Clemson A | 116 | 10 |
| Britton Webster | Alabama A | Furman | 116 | 10 |
| Aaryan Tomar | Georgia Tech C | Auburn B | 116 | 0 |
| TJ Pickering | Auburn B | Georgia Tech C | 116 | 0 |
| Justin Hetrick | Belmont | Southern | 116 | 10 |
| Anna Kuang | Cornell E | Cornell D | 116 | 10 |
| Iris Liang | Cornell G | U of Rochester B | 116 | 10 |
| Lucas Shedlock | Princeton A | Lehigh B | 116 | 0 |
| Jack Stuhlman | Lehigh B | Princeton A | 116 | 0 |
| Stella Brown | UW Sloth | UBC B | 116 | 10 |
| Nova Sink | Virginia Tech B | Duke B | 116 | 10 |