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A parody of this poem containing the line “a typist is laid, a record is played” was written by Wendy Cope. This poem uses “the rattle of bones, and chuckle spread from ear to ear” to modify a line from “To His Coy Mistress.” This poem quotes the Cumaean Sibyl’s line “I want to die” in its epigraph. In this poem, Lil’s conversation about her husband Albert is interrupted by the phrase “HURRY UP PLEASE IT’S TIME.” This poem’s sections include “A Game of Chess,” “What the Thunder Said,” and “The Fire Sermon,” which ends with the prayer, “shantih, shantih, shantih.” For 10 points, “April is the cruelest month” begins what long poem by T.S. Eliot? ■END■
| 2024 ACF Fall at Claremont Colleges | fall | Y | 5 | 100% | 0% | 20% | 102.40 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Cornell | fall | Y | 8 | 88% | 0% | 25% | 100.14 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Illinois | fall | Y | 9 | 100% | 0% | 11% | 89.89 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Rutgers | fall | Y | 8 | 88% | 0% | 0% | 86.86 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Ohio State | fall | Y | 7 | 86% | 0% | 14% | 76.17 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Washington | fall | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 87.67 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at Georgia | fall | Y | 11 | 91% | 0% | 18% | 92.10 |
| 2024 ACF Fall at North Carolina | fall | Y | 9 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 92.11 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Zheng | Michigan A | Michigan B | 15 | 10 |
| Rahul Jogadhenu | UCLA C | Claremont B | 44 | -5 |
| Beckett Gilmore | Jefferson County Scholars | Michigan C | 50 | -5 |
| Jeffery Xu | Georgia Tech D | Georgia Tech E | 54 | 10 |
| Jude Mejia-Vazquez | RIT C | Binghamton C | 56 | -5 |
| Brian Hoff | Cornell B | U of Rochester A | 57 | 10 |
| Henry Bylinowski | Auburn A | Tennessee A | 57 | -5 |
| Olin Bose | Columbia A | Columbia J | 61 | 10 |
| Noa Schmueli | Columbia B | NYU A | 66 | 10 |
| Ethan Furman | Penn A | Penn B | 68 | 10 |
| Maya Kvaratskhelia | Notre Dame A | Notre Dame C | 68 | 10 |
| Nidhi Kundargi | Michigan State B | Michigan State A | 72 | 10 |
| Josh Schmidt | Liberty A | Duke A | 73 | 10 |
| Pranav Johti | Georgia Tech A | South Carolina A | 74 | 10 |
| Orion Keller | Virginia Tech A | Tusculum | 76 | 10 |
| Nick Smemoe | UNC B | VCU | 76 | 10 |
| Alec West | Syracuse | Binghamton A | 76 | 10 |
| Quinn Whitlow | Illinois D | Illinois C | 76 | 10 |
| Andy Yu | Maryland A | Fordham A | 76 | 10 |
| Parker McCoig | Tennessee A | Auburn A | 76 | 10 |
| Noah McRedmond | Notre Dame B | Purdue A | 76 | 10 |
| Angelo Pan | CWRU C | Ohio State A | 76 | 10 |
| Beck Faletti | UW Gluttony | Alberta | 76 | 10 |
| Mac Dixon | Emory Oxford | Vanderbilt A | 76 | 10 |
| Hayes Brown | Furman | Alabama A | 76 | -5 |
| Carter Pisocky | Michigan D | West Virginia B | 78 | 10 |
| James O'Reilly | Arizona State B | UW Envy | 79 | 10 |
| Tai Belke | UBC A | Boise State | 79 | 10 |
| Emmett Cho | Chicago B | Purdue B | 84 | 10 |
| Luke Strole | UW Pride | UW Chastity | 84 | 10 |
| Ethan Altshul | Emory A | Georgia Tech B | 86 | 10 |
| Cameron Wiliams | Appalachian State A | James Madison B | 87 | 10 |
| Alex Chen | Claremont C | UCLA D | 92 | 10 |
| Jonas Goodwin | NC State | UNC D | 92 | 10 |
| Soren Heydari | UNC C | UNC A | 92 | 10 |
| Carson Kessler | UW Lust | Arizona State A | 92 | 10 |
| Karthik Krishnamurthy | USC | UCLA A | 98 | 10 |
| David Zhang | Illinois B | Indiana | 98 | 10 |
| Waverly O'Malley | Iowa B | WashU B | 98 | -5 |
| Conner Yamnitz | WashU A | Purdue C | 98 | 10 |
| Vivian Fan | Claremont A | UCSD | 99 | 10 |
| Jacob Puthipiroj | Northwestern A | Illinois A | 99 | 10 |
| Brielle Rach | Iowa A | Chicago A | 100 | 10 |
| Varun Venkatagiri | Georgia A | Clemson B | 100 | 10 |
| Will Hoover | RIT B | Cornell C | 107 | 10 |
| Colin Vess | Vanderbilt B | Auburn C | 107 | 10 |
| Ivan Karp | UCLA B | UCLA E | 108 | 10 |
| Alec Riso | Cornell D | Cornell E | 108 | -5 |
| Jaden Bandy | Rutgers B | Lehigh A | 108 | 10 |
| Henry Nonnemaker | CWRU A | West Virginia A | 108 | 10 |
| Lucas Gagen | Miami A | CWRU B | 108 | 10 |
| Miller Doerr | Liberty B | James Madison A | 108 | 10 |
| Samuel Li | William & Mary | Liberty C | 109 | 10 |
| Sam Hewitt | WashU B | Iowa B | 110 | 10 |
| Annabelle Ford | Cornell A | ESF | 113 | 10 |
| John Shelly | Rowan A | NYU B | 114 | 10 |
| Adam Hermann | Claremont B | UCLA C | 115 | 10 |
| Kevin Liu | Maryland B | Bard A | 115 | 10 |
| Aaryan Tomar | Georgia Tech C | Auburn B | 116 | 0 |
| TJ Pickering | Auburn B | Georgia Tech C | 116 | 0 |
| Justin Hetrick | Belmont | Southern | 116 | 10 |
| Anna Kuang | Cornell E | Cornell D | 116 | 10 |
| Iris Liang | Cornell G | U of Rochester B | 116 | 10 |
| Tom Scheri | RIT A | Binghamton B | 116 | 10 |
| Lucas Shedlock | Princeton A | Lehigh B | 116 | 0 |
| Jack Stuhlman | Lehigh B | Princeton A | 116 | 0 |
| Stella Brown | UW Sloth | UBC B | 116 | 10 |
| Asheton Wilbanks | Clemson A | Tennessee B | 116 | 0 |
| Max Morgan | Tennessee B | Clemson A | 116 | 10 |
| Nova Sink | Virginia Tech B | Duke B | 116 | 10 |
| Britton Webster | Alabama A | Furman | 116 | 10 |