In a very short story by this author, a petrified child imagines himself straddling a “deep curling river of black” while traversing a red, black, and yellow carpet. The narrator of another story by this author remembers being beaten with a cane by the school prefect in a flashback triggered by misrecognizing a stranger on the train as the title “Galloping Foxley.” The main character plots to send the U.S. President into a sexual frenzy using the title (*) fragrance in this author’s story “Bitch,” which features his recurring character Uncle Oswald. In another story by this author, a woman giggles as a policeman dines on a leg of mutton she used to kill her husband. For 10 points, name this author of short horror stories like “Lamb to the Slaughter,” who also wrote The BFG. ■END■
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| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Caleb Zhao | MIT | Boston College | 48 | 15 |
| Oliver Hargrave | Betrayed by Rita Izzatdust | 10 Negs that Shook the Quiz | 87 | 10 |
| Erik Christensen | Library of Babel School of Continuing Studies | Toronto Weary | 103 | -5 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU | JHU A | 103 | 10 |
| Ben Russell Jones | Four Neg Omelette | Scottish, Irish, Both or Neither | 105 | -5 |
| Jason Hong | Brown | Tufts | 108 | 10 |
| Jack Rado | Columbia B | Rutgers | 108 | 10 |
| Rosa Xia | Cornell B | Cornell A | 108 | 10 |
| Daoud Jackson | Broken Hearts | Foucault's Penndulum | 110 | -5 |
| James Carrigy | Edinburgh | Old London Town | 112 | 10 |
| Joy An | Harvard | Brandeis | 114 | 10 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | John Jay A | Swarthmore | 114 | -5 |
| Connor Mayers | UMD A | Columbia A | 114 | 10 |
| Danny Peelen | Pitt | UMD B | 114 | 10 |
| Ryan Humphrey | Texas B | Rice | 118 | 10 |
| Jared He | Waterloo Hatsune | La Clique du Château | 122 | -5 |
| Adam Jones | 3HK1MM | Yes, Moderator | 122 | -5 |
| Mitchell Shadden | Texas A | Oklahoma A | 123 | 10 |
| Vincent Du | UNC A | Duke A | 126 | 10 |
| Owen Gilroy | Texas C | Oklahoma B | 130 | 10 |
| Cade Reinberger | RIT | JHU B | 135 | 10 |
| Ben Rotko | Swarthmore | John Jay A | 135 | 10 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | La Clique du Château | Waterloo Hatsune | 138 | 0 |
| Tony Chen | Toronto Weary | Library of Babel School of Continuing Studies | 138 | 10 |
| Kane Nguyen | Mixed-Affiliated Contingency, Off the Team & Absent: Wong, Adrian | Toronto Rofl | 138 | 0 |
| Franklin Wu | Toronto Rofl | Mixed-Affiliated Contingency, Off the Team & Absent: Wong, Adrian | 138 | 0 |
| Yuliang Huang | Florida A | FSU A | 138 | 0 |
| Samuel Stella | FSU B | Florida B | 138 | 0 |
| Jonathan Hunter | Florida B | FSU B | 138 | 0 |
| Claire Jones | Scottish, Irish, Both or Neither | Four Neg Omelette | 138 | 0 |
| Khushi Umarwadia | USC A | UNC C | 138 | 10 |