Description acceptable. In a play, a man endears himself to this character by saying that while his birth father gave him his “corporal” aspect, what he holds from this character, his so-called “second father,” is “of the will.” As this character lists off the foods in his diet, a woman in the disguise of a ninety-year-old man keeps shouting “Ignoramus!” At the end of a play, a chorus chants “vivat, vivat, vivat” after this character switches outfits and begins to speak in (*) nonsense Latin. After this man feigns his own death, he gets “eulogized” as a wretch by his wife Béline. This character walks back on his threat to send his daughter to a convent, provided her lover Cléante becomes his doctor. For ten points, name this overly-health-conscious title character whose creator, Moliére, ironically died immediately after playing. ■END■
| 2023 Penn Bowl (Harvard) | 10/21/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 124.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (Mainsite) | 10/21/2023 | Y | 7 | 71% | 0% | 29% | 120.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (Norcal) | 10/28/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 50% | 50% | 100.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (South Central) | 10/28/2023 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 135.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (UK) | 10/28/2023 | Y | 5 | 100% | 0% | 20% | 123.20 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl @ Waterloo | 10/28/2023 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 25% | 126.50 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl @ UNC | 10/28/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 67% | 137.67 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl @ FSU | 10/28/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 133.50 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eve Fleisig | Berkeley A | Stanford | 62 | 15 |
| Steven Yuan | Berkeley B | Berkeley C | 71 | -5 |
| Ewan MacAulay | Scottish, Irish, Both or Neither | 3HK1MM | 98 | 10 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU | Rutgers | 100 | 10 |
| Nathan Zhang | Cornell B | RIT | 103 | 10 |
| William Groger | Colubmia B | UMD A | 107 | -5 |
| Raymond Chen | Toronto Rofl | Waterloo Hatsune | 114 | 10 |
| Omer Keskin | Betrayed by Rita Izzatdust | Old London Town | 119 | -5 |
| Raymond Wang | Cornell A | Pitt | 120 | -5 |
| Caleb Ott | Waterloo Miku | Library of Babel School of Continuing Studies | 121 | -5 |
| Eli Issokson | Brandeis | Boston College | 121 | 10 |
| Moses Kitakule | Columbia A | John Jay | 121 | 10 |
| Anish Kodali | UNC C | UNC B | 121 | -5 |
| Sky Li | Toronto Weary | Mixed-Affiliated Contingency, Off the Team & Absent: Wong, Adrian | 127 | 10 |
| Cindy Gao | Harvard | Brown | 127 | 10 |
| Nicolas Edwards | La Clique du Château | Toronto Joy | 128 | 10 |
| Sean Farrell | North Florida | Florida B | 129 | 10 |
| Ben Beardsley | Old London Town | Betrayed by Rita Izzatdust | 129 | 10 |
| Michael Kohn | Foucault's Penndulum | 10 Negs that Shook the Quiz | 129 | 10 |
| Tom De Bock | Broken Hearts | Tabearnacle | 129 | 10 |
| Ali Izzatdust | Four Neg Omelette | Edinburgh | 131 | 10 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Texas C | 132 | 10 |
| Khushi Umarwadia | USC A | UNC A | 132 | -5 |
| Zac Bennett | Oklahoma A | Rice | 134 | -5 |
| Danny Peelen | Pitt | Cornell A | 136 | 0 |
| Henry Atkins | Library of Babel School of Continuing Studies | Waterloo Miku | 137 | 10 |
| Vincent Du | UNC A | USC A | 137 | 10 |
| Graham Cope | Florida A | FSU B | 138 | 10 |
| Emily Bussa | UMD B | JHU B | 138 | 0 |
| Sinecio Morales | JHU A | Swarthmore | 138 | 10 |
| Jeevika Setzer | JHU B | UMD B | 138 | 0 |
| Connor Mayers | UMD A | Colubmia B | 138 | 10 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley C | Berkeley B | 138 | 10 |
| Ryan Humphrey | Texas B | Oklahoma B | 138 | 10 |
| Jim Fan | UNC B | UNC C | 138 | 10 |
| Ivan Stanisavljevic | Duke A | USC B | 138 | 10 |