Description acceptable. In a play, a man endears himself to this character by saying that while his birth father gave him his “corporal” aspect, what he holds from this character, his so-called “second father,” is “of the will.” As this character lists off the foods in his diet, a woman in the disguise of a ninety-year-old man keeps shouting “Ignoramus!” At the end of a play, a chorus chants “vivat, vivat, vivat” after this character switches outfits and begins to speak in (*) nonsense Latin. After this man feigns his own death, he gets “eulogized” as a wretch by his wife Béline. This character walks back on his threat to send his daughter to a convent, provided her lover Cléante becomes his doctor. For ten points, name this overly-health-conscious title character whose creator, Moliére, ironically died immediately after playing. ■END■
| 2023 Penn Bowl (Harvard) | 10/21/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 124.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (Mainsite) | 10/21/2023 | Y | 7 | 71% | 0% | 29% | 120.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (Norcal) | 10/28/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 50% | 50% | 90.50 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (South Central) | 10/28/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 67% | 140.67 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl (UK) | 10/28/2023 | Y | 5 | 100% | 20% | 40% | 98.20 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl @ Waterloo | 10/28/2023 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 75% | 135.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl @ UNC | 10/28/2023 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 103.00 |
| 2023 Penn Bowl @ FSU | 10/28/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 50% | 0% | 66.50 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean Farrell | North Florida | Florida B | 15 | 15 |
| Omer Keskin | Betrayed by Rita Izzatdust | Old London Town | 31 | -5 |
| Eve Fleisig | Berkeley A | Stanford | 39 | 15 |
| Ishan Joshi | Mixed-Affiliated Contingency, Off the Team & Absent: Wong, Adrian | Toronto Weary | 59 | -5 |
| Max Fitz-James | Four Neg Omelette | Edinburgh | 59 | 15 |
| Jisoo Yoo | Texas A | Texas C | 59 | -5 |
| Charles Wells | Rice | Oklahoma A | 60 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Library of Babel School of Continuing Studies | Waterloo Miku | 73 | -5 |
| Nicolas Edwards | La Clique du Château | Toronto Joy | 78 | -5 |
| Claire Jones | Scottish, Irish, Both or Neither | 3HK1MM | 83 | 10 |
| Mark Grant | Broken Hearts | Tabearnacle | 91 | -5 |
| Ryan Sun | Berkeley C | Berkeley B | 95 | -5 |
| Eshan Pant | NYU | Rutgers | 100 | 10 |
| Paul Steeples | Old London Town | Betrayed by Rita Izzatdust | 103 | 10 |
| Nathan Zhang | Cornell B | RIT | 103 | 10 |
| Anish Kodali | UNC C | UNC B | 103 | 10 |
| Ivan Stanisavljevic | Duke A | USC B | 103 | 10 |
| Andrew Rout | 10 Negs that Shook the Quiz | Foucault's Penndulum | 105 | 10 |
| William Groger | Colubmia B | UMD A | 107 | -5 |
| Jared He | Waterloo Hatsune | Toronto Rofl | 115 | 10 |
| Graham Cope | Florida A | FSU B | 118 | 10 |
| Raymond Wang | Cornell A | Pitt | 120 | -5 |
| Jack Oberman | USC A | UNC A | 120 | -5 |
| Eli Issokson | Brandeis | Boston College | 121 | 10 |
| Moses Kitakule | Columbia A | John Jay | 121 | 10 |
| Cindy Gao | Harvard | Brown | 127 | 10 |
| Danny Peelen | Pitt | Cornell A | 136 | 0 |
| Sinecio Morales | JHU A | Swarthmore | 138 | 10 |
| Connor Mayers | UMD A | Colubmia B | 138 | 10 |
| Emily Bussa | UMD B | JHU B | 138 | 0 |
| Jeevika Setzer | JHU B | UMD B | 138 | 0 |
| Kassidy Long | Oklahoma B | Texas B | 139 | 10 |
| Micah Colman | Waterloo Miku | Library of Babel School of Continuing Studies | 141 | 10 |
| Brendan Bethlehem | Tabearnacle | Broken Hearts | 141 | 10 |
| Owen Gilroy | Texas C | Texas A | 141 | 10 |
| Marcus Forbes-Green | Toronto Joy | La Clique du Château | 142 | 10 |
| Tony Chen | Toronto Weary | Mixed-Affiliated Contingency, Off the Team & Absent: Wong, Adrian | 142 | 10 |
| Steven Yuan | Berkeley B | Berkeley C | 142 | 10 |
| Beth Felkner | Oklahoma A | Rice | 142 | 10 |