A contest to find the most boring of these things began after Michael Kinsley discovered the statement "Worthwhile Canadian initiative." Ian Betteridge names a "law" of these things that states that when they end in a question mark, they can usually (10[1])be answered by the word "no." (10[2])Grammar rules for these things omit (10[1])forms of "to be" and replace the word "and" with a comma. The term "crash blossom," (10[1])which derives from an example of these things, is a sentence whose syntactic ambiguity leads to misinterpretation. (-5[1])Shocking examples of these things, which often appear above the byline, (10[1])include "Wall St. Lays an Egg" and (10[1])"Headless Body in a Topless Bar." In 1948, one of these things that read "Dewey Defeats Truman" was widely (10[1])circulated across Chicago. For 10 points, name these pieces of text that indicate the content of articles in newspapers. ■END■ (10[1])