Question
This novel parodies icons like Mae West and George Bernard Shaw by supplying their responses, Clickhole-style, to a survey about the immortal soul. In this novel, Francis Drake and the Marquis de Sade discuss the threat of a superior “Baltic” race theorized by Dr. Hans Thuring. This novel depicts Oswald Spengler as the ridiculous author Wolf Meynert. The papers of Mr. (*) Povondra make up much of the second section of this novel, a supplemental chapter of which analyzes the sex life of the title characters. The title characters of this novel, who conspire to flood most of the Earth in pursuit of lebensraum, first contact humans after their discovery by Captain van Toch. For 10 points, name this Karel Čapek novel depicting the conquest of the world by salamanders. ■END■
Summary
2023 BHSU @ Northwestern | 02/25/2023 | Y | 6 | 100% | 0% | 17% | 102.50 |
2023 BHSU @ Maryland | 03/11/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 110.67 |
2023 BHSU @ Berkeley | 03/18/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 33% | 33% | 98.33 |
2023 BHSU @ Yale | 04/08/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 33% | 120.33 |
2023 BHSU @ Yale | 04/08/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 67% | 0% | 74.67 |
2023 BHSU @ Waterloo | 04/15/2023 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 112.00 |
2023 BHSU Online | 04/15/2023 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 89.00 |
2023 BHSU @ Sheffield | 04/15/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 110.00 |
Buzzes
Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
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Jason Golfinos | [Insert Lawyer Joke Here] | It's Joever | 45 | 15 |
Anson Berns | Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | Columbia B | 66 | 15 |
Andrew Zeng | Cornell C++ | Rollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne Gang | 67 | 10 |
Halle Friedman | meet the new weird, same as the old weird | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 69 | 15 |
Arya Karthik | The Enrique Trastamara Military Academy B | Houston and friends | 70 | 10 |
John Lawrence | Amartya Senpai Notice Me | Michigan | 83 | 10 |
Daniel Sheinberg | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | 89 | 10 |
Matt Jackson | Chicago A | Illinois | 94 | 10 |
Vedul Palavajjhala | WUSTL | Mojo Shojo | 102 | 10 |
Jonathan Magin | Maryland B+ | Maryland A | 104 | 10 |
Jordan Brownstein | Brownstein et al. | Northwestern | 105 | 10 |
Raymond Wang | Hutto Hippos | What is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU | 105 | 10 |
Grant Peet | Glass Onyen: A Knives Out Mystery | Rutgers Diaspora | 108 | 10 |
Kevin Wang | meet the new weird, same as the old weird | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | 109 | -5 |
Omer | Oxford Hornets | Broken Imperial Nomads | 110 | 10 |
Ben | Buzzers Karamazov | Magisters Ludi | 110 | 10 |
Adam Silverman | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | 111 | 10 |
Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley B | Stanford A | 112 | -5 |
Alston Boyd | Chicago B+ | OSU | 112 | -5 |
Mattias Ehatamm | The Vulture's Guide to Buzz | Parth et al. | 112 | 10 |
Henry Atkins | Neg 5! Playing Quizbowl, Liddy Style | The Passion According to C.H. | 112 | 10 |
Chris Ray | OSU | Chicago B+ | 113 | 10 |
Jonathen Settle | Dr. Christopher Manners, MD - Samarra, Iraq | Cornell B- | 114 | 10 |
Jason Asher | Epic | Purdue | 118 | 10 |
Jim Fan | Fan-tastic Negs and Where to Find Them | The Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs | 120 | 10 |
Eve Fleisig | Berkeley A | Stanford B | 121 | 10 |
Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry | Columbia B | 121 | 10 |
Milan Fernandez | Milan et al. | Cameron et al. | 122 | -5 |
Natan Holtzman | Stanford A | Berkeley B | 129 | 10 |
Andrej Vukovic | Cameron et al. | Milan et al. | 129 | 0 |
Michal Gerasimiuk | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | meet the new weird, same as the old weird | 129 | 10 |