Question

This novel parodies icons like Mae West and George Bernard Shaw by supplying their responses, Clickhole-style, to a survey about the immortal soul. In this novel, Francis Drake and the Marquis de Sade discuss the threat of a superior “Baltic” race theorized by Dr. Hans Thuring. (15[1])This novel depicts Oswald Spengler as the ridiculous author Wolf Meynert. The papers of Mr. (*) Povondra make up much of the (15[1])second (10[1])section of (15[1])this (10[1])novel, a supplemental chapter of which analyzes the sex life of the title (10[1])characters. The title characters of this (10[1])novel, who conspire to flood (10[1])most of the Earth in pursuit of lebensraum, (10[1])first contact (10[1])humans (10[2])after their discovery (10[1])by (-5[1])Captain (10[2])van (10[1])Toch. (10[2]-5[2])For (10[1])10 (10[1])points, name this Karel (10[1])Čapek novel (10[1])depicting (10[2])the (-5[1])conquest of the world by salamanders. ■END■ (10[2]0[1])

ANSWER: The War with the Newts [or Salamander Wars before “salamanders” is read; or Valka s Mloky]
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Summary

2023 BHSU @ Northwestern02/25/2023Y6100%0%17%102.50
2023 BHSU @ Maryland03/11/2023Y3100%0%0%110.67
2023 BHSU @ Berkeley03/18/2023Y3100%33%33%98.33
2023 BHSU @ Yale04/08/2023Y3100%0%33%120.33
2023 BHSU @ Yale04/08/2023Y3100%67%0%74.67
2023 BHSU @ Waterloo04/15/2023Y367%0%33%112.00
2023 BHSU Online04/15/2023Y4100%0%0%89.00
2023 BHSU @ Sheffield04/15/2023Y2100%0%0%110.00

Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Jason Golfinos[Insert Lawyer Joke Here]It's Joever4515
Anson BernsWatching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People AgainColumbia B6615
Andrew ZengCornell C++Rollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne Gang6710
Halle Friedmanmeet the new weird, same as the old weirdnats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft6915
Arya KarthikThe Enrique Trastamara Military Academy BHouston and friends7010
John LawrenceAmartya Senpai Notice MeMichigan8310
Daniel SheinbergUG Championship Players (and Mazin)Olmo (Bonus) Bagelry8910
Matt JacksonChicago AIllinois9410
Vedul PalavajjhalaWUSTLMojo Shojo10210
Jonathan MaginMaryland B+Maryland A10410
Jordan BrownsteinBrownstein et al.Northwestern10510
Raymond WangHutto HipposWhat is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU10510
Grant PeetGlass Onyen: A Knives Out MysteryRutgers Diaspora10810
Kevin Wangmeet the new weird, same as the old weirdUG Championship Players (and Mazin)109-5
OmerOxford HornetsBroken Imperial Nomads11010
BenBuzzers KaramazovMagisters Ludi11010
Adam Silvermannats is supposed to mean you all have gone softWatching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again11110
Anuttam RamjiBerkeley BStanford A112-5
Alston BoydChicago B+OSU112-5
Mattias EhatammThe Vulture's Guide to BuzzParth et al.11210
Henry AtkinsNeg 5! Playing Quizbowl, Liddy StyleThe Passion According to C.H.11210
Chris RayOSUChicago B+11310
Jonathen SettleDr. Christopher Manners, MD - Samarra, IraqCornell B-11410
Jason AsherEpicPurdue11810
Jim FanFan-tastic Negs and Where to Find ThemThe Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs12010
Eve FleisigBerkeley AStanford B12110
Isaac Kirk-DavidoffOlmo (Bonus) BagelryColumbia B12110
Milan FernandezMilan et al.Cameron et al.122-5
Natan HoltzmanStanford ABerkeley B12910
Andrej VukovicCameron et al.Milan et al.1290
Michal GerasimiukUG Championship Players (and Mazin)meet the new weird, same as the old weird12910