In a story by this author, a man anxious about getting married has a dream in which a shopkeeper sells him a hot new type of fabric called “wife.” A fictional version of this author gives the name “Caracas” to an inanimate object that manages to contract syphilis. This writer marries a humanoid balloon in a story titled for his “wife,” by Tommaso Landolfi. This author wrote a story in which a painter buys opium from a Persian, gets high, proposes marriage to a (*) prostitute, and finally slits his throat. The dogs Meggy and Fidel are overheard gossiping in another story by this author, in which the impending accession of Isabella II inspires Poprishchkin (poe-PRISH-kin) to declare himself king of Spain. For 10 points, name this Ukrainian author of fantastical stories like “Nevsky Prospect” and “Diary of a Madman.” ■END■
| 2023 BHSU @ Northwestern | 02/25/2023 | Y | 6 | 100% | 67% | 0% | 71.83 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Maryland | 03/11/2023 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 33% | 110.50 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Berkeley | 03/18/2023 | Y | 2 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.00 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Yale | 04/08/2023 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 0% | 123.00 |
| 2023 BHSU Online | 04/15/2023 | Y | 4 | 75% | 0% | 0% | 128.33 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Sheffield | 04/15/2023 | Y | 2 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.00 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Waterloo | 04/15/2023 | Y | 3 | 33% | 0% | 33% | 135.00 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jordan Brownstein | Brownstein et al. | Mojo Shojo | 40 | 15 |
| Matt Jackson | Chicago A | OSU | 45 | 15 |
| Vedul Palavajjhala | WUSTL | Michigan | 47 | 15 |
| Max Brodsky | Illinois | Amartya Senpai Notice Me | 57 | 15 |
| Vittal Bhat | Glass Onyen: A Knives Out Mystery | The Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs | 84 | -5 |
| Zach Foster | Rollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne Gang | Dr. Christopher Manners, MD – Samarra, Iraq | 93 | 10 |
| Michael Eng | Fan-tastic Negs and Where to Find Them | Maryland A | 100 | 10 |
| Daniel Sheinberg | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | Columbia B | 100 | 10 |
| Jason Asher | Epic Games | Northwestern | 113 | 10 |
| Erik Christensen | The Passion According to C.H. | The Vulture's Guide to Buzz | 114 | -5 |
| Kevin Ye | Berkeley B | Stanford B | 118 | -5 |
| Vincent Du | The Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs | Glass Onyen: A Knives Out Mystery | 121 | 10 |
| Jonathan Magin | Maryland B+ | Rutgers Diaspora | 121 | 0 |
| JJ Tsai | Rutgers Diaspora | Maryland B+ | 121 | 0 |
| Thomas | Buzzers Karamazov | Oxford Hornets | 121 | -5 |
| Evan | Broken Imperial Nomads | Magisters Ludi | 123 | -5 |
| Alston Boyd | Chicago B+ | Purdue University Fightin' Hadrien Davids | 129 | 10 |
| Jason Golfinos | [Insert Lawyer Joke Here] | Berkeley A | 135 | -5 |
| Ian Chow | Milan et al. | Neg 5! Playing Quizbowl, Liddy Style | 135 | 10 |
| Allan Lee | Stanford B | Berkeley B | 146 | 0 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Berkeley A | [Insert Lawyer Joke Here] | 146 | 0 |
| Dan Ni | Cornell B- | Cornell C++ | 146 | 0 |
| Amogh Kulkarni | Cornell C++ | Cornell B- | 146 | 0 |
| Geoffrey Chen | Hutto Hippos | The Enrique Trastamara Military Academy B | 146 | 10 |
| Raul Passement | Houston and friends | What is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU | 146 | 10 |
| James | Magisters Ludi | Broken Imperial Nomads | 146 | 0 |
| Daoud | Oxford Hornets | Buzzers Karamazov | 146 | 0 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | Parth et al. | Cameron et al. | 146 | 0 |
| Cameron Amini | Cameron et al. | Parth et al. | 146 | 0 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | The Vulture's Guide to Buzz | The Passion According to C.H. | 146 | 0 |
| Kevin Wang | meet the new weird, same as the old weird | Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | 146 | 10 |
| Mazin Omer | Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | meet the new weird, same as the old weird | 146 | 0 |
| Jordan Davidsen | Olmo Bagelry | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | 146 | 0 |
| Victor Pavao | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Olmo Bagelry | 146 | 0 |