This item nicknames a type of cataract surgery in which a cystotome makes a series of incisions into the lens capsule. It’s not a fighter plane, but the P-38 type of these objects was included in the MCIs issued by the US Army. George Goodman’s Paper Money popularized a joke in which economists stranded on an island “assume” that there’s one of these devices. The frontman of The Long Winters, John Roderick, made a (*) “teaching moment” out of his daughter’s inability to use one of these devices, earning him the label “bean dad.” William Lyman patented the first rotating wheel design of these devices, to which a serrated “feed wheel” was added to help grip edges. For 10 points, what device is needed to access the contents of metal food containers without pop-up tabs? ■END■
| 2023 BHSU @ Northwestern | 02/25/2023 | Y | 6 | 100% | 33% | 0% | 79.83 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Maryland | 03/11/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 106.00 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Berkeley | 03/18/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 104.67 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Yale | 04/08/2023 | Y | 3 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 100.33 |
| 2023 BHSU Online | 04/15/2023 | Y | 4 | 100% | 0% | 50% | 128.25 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Sheffield | 04/15/2023 | Y | 2 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 111.50 |
| 2023 BHSU @ Waterloo | 04/15/2023 | Y | 3 | 67% | 0% | 67% | 113.50 |
| Player | Team | Opponent | Buzz Position | Value |
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| Patrick Quion | Purdue University Fightin' Hadrien Davids | Chicago B+ | 58 | 15 |
| Chris Sims | Northwestern | Epic Games | 63 | 15 |
| Chris Ray | OSU | Chicago A | 78 | 10 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | Brownstein et al. | Mojo Shojo | 85 | 10 |
| Jonathen Settle | Dr. Christopher Manners, MD – Samarra, Iraq | Rollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne Gang | 85 | -5 |
| Henry Atkins | Neg 5! Playing Quizbowl, Liddy Style | Milan et al. | 85 | 10 |
| Rahul Keyal | Watching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again | meet the new weird, same as the old weird | 85 | 10 |
| Sky Li | The Passion According to C.H. | The Vulture's Guide to Buzz | 86 | -5 |
| Ani Perumalla | What is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU | Houston and friends | 87 | -5 |
| Stephen Liu | [Insert Lawyer Joke Here] | Berkeley A | 88 | 10 |
| Nathan Zhang | Hutto Hippos | The Enrique Trastamara Military Academy B | 88 | 10 |
| Caroline Mao | nats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft | Olmo Bagelry | 90 | 10 |
| Conor Thompson | Michigan | WUSTL | 92 | 10 |
| Caleb Kendrick | Maryland A | Fan-tastic Negs and Where to Find Them | 101 | 10 |
| Vincent Du | The Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs | Glass Onyen: A Knives Out Mystery | 102 | 10 |
| Max Brodsky | Illinois | Amartya Senpai Notice Me | 103 | 10 |
| Mark | Broken Imperial Nomads | Magisters Ludi | 111 | 10 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Berkeley B | Stanford B | 112 | 10 |
| Eoin | Buzzers Karamazov | Oxford Hornets | 112 | 10 |
| Andrej Vukovic | Cameron et al. | Parth et al. | 112 | -5 |
| Tim Morrison | Stanford A | It's Joever | 114 | 10 |
| Collin Ace | Rutgers Diaspora | Maryland B+ | 115 | 10 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | Parth et al. | Cameron et al. | 122 | 0 |
| Daniel Sheinberg | UG Championship Players (and Mazin) | Columbia B | 126 | 10 |
| Zach Foster | Rollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne Gang | Dr. Christopher Manners, MD – Samarra, Iraq | 141 | 10 |
| Andrew Zeng | Cornell C++ | Cornell B- | 142 | 10 |
| Ash Seetharaman | Houston and friends | What is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU | 142 | 10 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | The Vulture's Guide to Buzz | The Passion According to C.H. | 142 | 10 |