Question

This item nicknames a type of cataract surgery in which a cystotome makes a series of incisions into the lens capsule. It’s not a fighter plane, (-5[1])but the P-38 type of these objects was included in the MCIs issued by the US Army. George Goodman’s Paper Money popularized a joke in which economists stranded on an island “assume” (15[2])that (15[1])there’s one of these devices. (15[1])The frontman of The Long Winters, John Roderick, made a (*) “teaching moment” out of his (10[2])daughter’s inability (10[1])to use one of these (10[1])devices, (10[3]-5[1])earning him the label (10[1])“bean (10[1])dad.” (10[2]-5[1])William Lyman (10[2])patented the first rotating wheel (-5[1])design of these (10[1])devices, (10[1]-5[1])to which a serrated “feed wheel” was added to help grip (10[1])edges. For 10 points, what device is needed (10[1])to access the contents of metal food containers without pop-up (10[1])tabs? ■END■ (10[2])

ANSWER: can openers [or tin openers; or can opener capsulotomy; or "assume a can opener"]
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Summary

2023 BHSU @ Northwestern02/25/2023Y6100%33%0%79.83
2023 BHSU @ Maryland03/11/2023Y3100%0%33%104.67
2023 BHSU @ Berkeley03/18/2023Y3100%33%33%91.67
2023 BHSU @ Yale04/08/2023Y3100%33%0%79.00
2023 BHSU Online04/15/2023Y4100%0%25%101.50
2023 BHSU @ Sheffield04/15/2023Y2100%0%0%85.50
2023 BHSU @ Waterloo04/15/2023Y3100%0%67%108.67

Buzzes

PlayerTeamOpponentBuzz PositionValue
Joey SunParth et al.Cameron et al.25-5
Eve FleisigBerkeley A[Insert Lawyer Joke Here]5715
Isaac Kirk-DavidoffOlmo (Bonus) Bagelrynats is supposed to mean you all have gone soft5715
Patrick QuionPurdue University Fightin' Hadrien DavidsChicago B+5815
Chris SimsNorthwesternEpic Games6315
Chris RayOSUChicago A7810
Colin VeeversNeg 5! Playing Quizbowl, Liddy StyleMilan et al.7810
RahimBuzzers KaramazovOxford Hornets8010
Jerry VinokurovBrownstein et al.Mojo Shojo8510
Eric WolfsbergIt's JoeverStanford A8610
Kenji ShimizuRollin in from Sturgis, The Cheyne GangDr. Christopher Manners, MD – Samarra, Iraq8610
Sky LiThe Passion According to C.H.The Vulture's Guide to Buzz86-5
Halle Friedmanmeet the new weird, same as the old weirdWatching Arthur Delot-Vilain at Chicago Open Made Me Like French People Again8610
JJ TsaiRutgers DiasporaMaryland B+9010
KrolMagisters LudiBroken Imperial Nomads9110
Conor ThompsonMichiganWUSTL9210
Geoffrey ChenHutto HipposThe Enrique Trastamara Military Academy B9210
Sean DoyleHouston and friendsWhat is BH! And you are asking me? BHSU92-5
Yared TadesseCornell B-Cornell C++9410
Daniel SheinbergUG Championship Players (and Mazin)Columbia B9410
Allan LeeStanford BBerkeley B99-5
Caleb KendrickMaryland AFan-tastic Negs and Where to Find Them10210
Vincent DuThe Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 NegsGlass Onyen: A Knives Out Mystery103-5
Max BrodskyIllinoisAmartya Senpai Notice Me10310
Michael DuThe Vulture's Guide to BuzzThe Passion According to C.H.11410
Vittal BhatGlass Onyen: A Knives Out MysteryThe Perfection of Wisdom in 8,000 Negs12210
Vinu HariharBerkeley BStanford B13210
King VidorWhat is BH! And you are asking me? BHSUHouston and friends13410
Nicolaus DerikxCameron et al.Parth et al.13410