| 1 | Jacob Reed's SEED and FEED (Formerly Tom Chuck's) | W | 20 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 25 |
| 2 | Make her adopt a strict Calvinist doctrine / Call her a Puritan | W | 20 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 60 |
| 3 | A Statement From the Gawker Media Editorial Staff | W | 20 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 40 |
| 4 | WorldCat HipHop | W | 20 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 25 |
| 5 | Luigi's Mansplain | W | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 6 | Biography Tastes Like Agricola | T | 20 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 60 |
| 7 | Narcolepsy support for parents with children who have narcolepsy | W | 20 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 50 |
| 8 | Baal Shem Tov Motherfuckers Wanna Fine Me | W | 20 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 35 |
| 9 | Polyacrylamide Gellin' Like Janet Yellen | W | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 20 |
| 10 | A Statement From the Gawker Media Editorial Staff | W | 20 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 55 |
| 11 | Make her adopt a strict Calvinist doctrine / Call her a Puritan | W | 20 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 55 |
| 12 | Biography Tastes Like Agricola | L | 20 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 40 |