(This) Tournament is a Crime
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Tournaments
| February 25, 2017 | |||||
| Rice | 5 | 2 | 3.4% | 83.0% | 12.58 |
| Michigan | 18 | 7 | 10.5% | 90.1% | 16.87 |
| Oxford | 4 | 2 | 9.5% | 89.6% | 16.40 |
| February 26, 2017 | |||||
| UC Berkeley | 6 | 2 | 7.1% | 90.2% | 15.46 |
| March 4, 2017 | |||||
| Maryland | 6 | 2 | 8.3% | 91.0% | 16.15 |
| March 12, 2017 | |||||
| Toronto | 4 | 2 | 7.5% | 88.1% | 15.80 |
| March 25, 2017 | |||||
| South Carolina | 4 | 1 | 2.5% | 74.4% | 11.10 |
| April 1, 2017 | |||||
| New College Florida | 6 | 3 | 3.2% | 72.0% | 10.67 |
| April 23, 2017 | |||||
| UC San Diego | 4 | 2 | 3.2% | 82.5% | 12.05 |
Teams
| "Chicago A" | Michigan | 14 | 12-2 | 280 | 51 | 114 | 38 | 3.64 | 8.14 | 2.71 | 58.93% | 354.64 | 19.70 | 480.72 |
| "a deadly party... a deadly game of bite the box... a deadly fight with drunk Joe Nutter... a deadly... Tournament!" | Michigan | 12 | 5-7 | 240 | 30 | 99 | 31 | 2.50 | 8.25 | 2.58 | 53.75% | 313.75 | 19.22 | 0.00 |
| A Clean, Well-Mannered Place | Maryland | 10 | 4-6 | 200 | 5 | 68 | 12 | 0.50 | 6.80 | 1.20 | 36.50% | 172.50 | 14.11 | 194.51 |
| Andy and Friends | Rice | 10 | 6-4 | 200 | 5 | 76 | 20 | 0.50 | 7.60 | 2.00 | 40.50% | 185.50 | 13.83 | 167.95 |
| Britain Blew a 13 Colony Lead | Toronto | 9 | 0-9 | 180 | 7 | 56 | 28 | 0.78 | 6.22 | 3.11 | 35.00% | 160.56 | 14.60 | 171.40 |
| Brown Town | UC Berkeley | 10 | 0-10 | 200 | 8 | 46 | 8 | 0.80 | 4.60 | 0.80 | 27.00% | 115.00 | 11.30 | 123.96 |
| Cambridge A | Oxford | 12 | 6-6 | 240 | 27 | 84 | 27 | 2.25 | 7.00 | 2.25 | 46.25% | 240.83 | 16.04 | 265.64 |
| Carolina | South Carolina | 9 | 1-8 | 180 | 2 | 42 | 15 | 0.22 | 4.67 | 1.67 | 24.44% | 93.89 | 10.68 | 72.52 |
| DCC A | Michigan | 11 | 3-8 | 220 | 8 | 74 | 13 | 0.73 | 6.73 | 1.18 | 37.27% | 166.82 | 12.68 | 182.96 |
| Dorman A | South Carolina | 9 | 8-1 | 180 | 11 | 75 | 33 | 1.22 | 8.33 | 3.67 | 47.78% | 206.11 | 12.85 | 140.71 |
Players
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Britain Blew a 13 Colony Lead | Toronto | 9 | 180 | 3 | 15 | 9 | 0.33 | 1.67 | 1.00 | 0.33 | 2.00 | 16.67 |
| Aayush Rajasekaran | Toronto A | Toronto | 9 | 180 | 2 | 22 | 7 | 0.22 | 2.44 | 0.78 | 0.29 | 3.43 | 23.89 |
| Adam Escandell | LASA | Rice | 8 | 160 | 2 | 25 | 6 | 0.25 | 3.13 | 0.75 | 0.33 | 4.50 | 31.25 |
| Adam Swift | Britain Blew a 13 Colony Lead | Toronto | 9 | 180 | 1 | 16 | 1 | 0.11 | 1.78 | 0.11 | 1.00 | 17.00 | 18.89 |
| Aidan Mehigan | Oxford B | Oxford | 9 | 180 | 4 | 32 | 10 | 0.44 | 3.56 | 1.11 | 0.40 | 3.60 | 36.67 |
| Alex Echikson | Maryland Cool | Maryland | 6 | 120 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 0.00 | 2.67 | 0.67 | 0.00 | 4.00 | 23.33 |
| Alex Fregeau | Where Did Sorice Go? | Michigan | 11 | 220 | 4 | 31 | 9 | 0.36 | 2.82 | 0.82 | 0.44 | 3.89 | 29.55 |
| Alex Messick | Florida State A | New College Florida | 10 | 200 | 1 | 14 | 13 | 0.10 | 1.40 | 1.30 | 0.08 | 1.15 | 9.00 |
| Alex Newman | WUSTL A | Michigan | 11 | 220 | 2 | 12 | 2 | 0.18 | 1.09 | 0.18 | 1.00 | 7.00 | 12.73 |
| Alex Shaw | UF Grad | New College Florida | 10 | 200 | 1 | 22 | 9 | 0.10 | 2.20 | 0.90 | 0.11 | 2.56 | 19.00 |