Round 1: We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players vs. Patriotic Gorehounds
We Don't Need No Stinking Science Players
180
| Kurtis Droge | 0 | 3 | 2 | 20 |
| Marshall Steinbaum | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ike Jose | 0 | 4 | 0 | 40 |
| Doug Graebner | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 8 bonuses for 120 points (15 PPB) | ||||
Patriotic Gorehounds
95
| Chris Borglum | 0 | 4 | 3 | 25 |
| Billy Beyer | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
| Amy Harvey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ahmad Ragab | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 6 bonuses for 50 points (8.33 PPB) | ||||